Don’t ever change your hair colour, because that blonde bimbo look suits you. Particularly when you cut across me because you almost missed your exit. Worse, you slam your brakes on because hitting the car in front due to your own incompetence isn’t acceptable, but driving into my braking distance and then slowing excessively because you can’t pay attention to the road is.
Shouted out the window about me not letting him through...
If the road is big enough for me and the council pickup to pass, then it's big enough for me and your supermini to pass.
The trick is acquiring a driving license. If you hire a driving instructor they may (if you are lucky) talk to you about what side of the road you are supposed to drive on. Here's a free lesson: in the United Kingdom we drive on the left, not the right, not right down the centre.
Walking home from school, had a bit of a puddle whilst me and another person were walking by. This stupid Citroen comes speeding past and splashes me and this other person leaving us with wet clothes.
Wow you're hard aren't you? I bet you'd faint if Twilight Sparkle farted on you. FUCKING LAIRY PRETENDING-TO-BE-HARD-MAN CUNT!!!!!!