This kunt, cut me up on the m9 must of been in a rush to make it to the local skwl, Making sure he didn't hit rush hour to get to his homeland in the cheeky city of nandos.
Seen this guy on hard shoulder with traffic cone up his arse, dressed as santa with a mouth full of horse spunk gargling "I wish u a merry Xmas"!! Nice lad like. #slamber
He remixed my version of dreamed a dream with dubstep