This guy was parked up on the pavement on the corner of a mini roundabout because he was too lazy to park properly to visit the local takeaway outlet.
I had to cross the road behind him because there was someone standing on the pavement further along so I needed to social distance, and the nobhead decided to roll backwards towards me, no lights or indication, as I was crossing, before revving and pulling off up the hill.
Look where the fuck you are going before you start driving, and perhaps park properly in the first place you bellend. I am sure your food will survive the extra 30 seconds to park in a proper space over the road.
I’ve just been sent this from my brother’s house window with the message ‘Some poor bloke’s car has broken down during the lock down. How’s he going to get anywhere?’
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