Don’t ever change your hair colour, because that blonde bimbo look suits you. Particularly when you cut across me because you almost missed your exit. Worse, you slam your brakes on because hitting the car in front due to your own incompetence isn’t acceptable, but driving into my braking distance and then slowing excessively because you can’t pay attention to the road is.
The clue is in the multiple no through road signs but that doesn’t stop you bombing down here and then gingerly reversing back out again.