Selfish prick blocks cul-de-sac with delivery van for over 15 minutes. Suer, you have to do deliveries but there are ways of not being such a wanker about it. CUNT.
You attempted and failed multiple times to overtake a learner in a 30 zone, embarrassing. Hand your cousin their license back.
Ah, a nurse, makes sense, one of the easiest jobs to get here. You should read up on UK road laws before driving on UK roads, this isn't the wild west.
Fix that heap of shit van and stop polluting everyone unfortunate enough to get stuck behind you, wanker.