Firstly, You dont have ANY legal power to stop traffic. You sticking your hand out telling me to stop. Your passenger calling me an idiot. You are an escort vehicle, not a police officer. Secondly, by putting your van so far across, with the van reversing, you left me nowhere to go but forwards, as I have no reverse gear. Thirdly, you shouldnt be escorting a massive shed on the road at peak times anyway, so at 850am you shouldnt be driving this load here. Lastly, im on a bike you tool. I can fit past the lorry easily. Stop thinking you're a police officer.
Horrible puke lime green BMW with a wanked up growler of an engine, driver is too important to have a registration plate on front of car. Probably corroded and fell off from the number of people vomiting over the atrocious colour.
FF10N FM
Fuck me that's the gold standard desperation.
Are you on the radio, Ffion?
CHAV!!!!