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KS60 BHE 2019-05-11 16:47:40

Was taking the mother in law to the dentist to collect her new teeth. Out of nowhere this maniac comes flying round the roundabout and pushes my milk float into a bush. The mother in law went flying out the front along with 8 pints of semi skimmed and I landed 6 away in a pile of horse sh*t
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KS63 HWL 2019-05-07 14:00:17

Where do I start with this one?
Well, let me wind back the clock to a week previously to this the week of my Daughters wedding.
I had just returned from my weekly game of strip monopoly including some of the local bishops and windows cleaners. I was £100 up so was on cloud 9 as you could imagine. I returned home to find that my freshly jet washed drive that is over 9m long and has room for many cattle was had a stray and unidentified vehicle on it. This Pe*** with his attempt of a beard that looked like he'd just auditioned to be an extra on Lord of the Rings, was inside my house drinking out of my favourite tractor mug in my favourite dressing gown on my favourite chair emptying my beloved "Alan Carr Chatty man" out of my TV planner. I was furious, it included the Red nose day special which has no planned re runs as ITV informed me!!! And just to add insult this was my Daughters and new son in laws wedding present from me. There was no better way to chew the fat than to watch this. What am I Going to do now? Anyway, I'm not stuck watching country life with that insufferable oath. Thank you Mr Seat driver thank you very much!
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KS09 GUF 2019-05-07 09:36:53

Stuck in near side lane at red traffic lights when this wannabe racer turns up in the outside lane - I could have let him go but he had no respect - he foolishly thought it'd be OK to try to force his way past the short dual carriageway that merges to one lane.

Sadly my 54bhp whooped his 123bhp ass - I'm guessing the smirk he gave when passing is a facial disfigurement caused by excessive drug use
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KS59 OGO 2019-04-23 23:35:28

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KS08 UNE 2019-04-27 18:48:38

I have this 2008 Suzuki Splash in top drives
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