Mini Cooper driver - you don't need to stop on a roundabout for traffic approaching the roundabout BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY ON THE ROUNDABOUT SO YOU HAVE RIGHT OF WAY!!
Wanker in a grey Shitroen C4 Stourer. Everyone else on the road manages to give a cyclist a wide berth, even van drivers who can usually be wankers like you.
But nope, you feel the need to pass stupidly close. Dickhead!
Why even fucking bother parking?