You drive like an absolute melt and could have caused a pile-up on the M5 this evening after you and your friend in the Toyota swerved in and out of cars to race each other... I hope natural selection catches up to you both if you carry on driving like that. Your license should be revoked because you seriously need to re-take your test! Race on a track, not a public highway where you will end up killing others!
Get off your phone you chav rodent