Please remember to check your blind spot when changing lanes. I had to brake heavily to avoid an accident when you moved into the middle lane to make space for traffic joining the M4 eastbound from a slip road.
saw this twiggy turk on a right bender down in Brighton last weekend, he was propa lickin out some manky minge on the cum-stained backseats of his shitty jaguar bruv, but he left the window open so i lobbed a cheeky bag of my bulldog's shite thru that fackin window i did, and he got propa mad cuz of that!! went mental and all!!! he flung the car door open and tumbled out onto the street fully naked like, cock out and all!! (small little fella), mate there woz fanny blood all over his face, dripping from his chin!! propa tosser this cunt is!! x
next time i see this pricks car parked up i'll ave ta whip down me own trousers and cream out a cheeky log onto his bonnet myself mate!!! would be rude not ta! cheers! xx
My Nephew Ali was seen ripping his own number plate off and running after the elderly. He was asking something about Milk and how he was angry they would not purchase his Kebabs. Did I mention hewas not wearing any pants during this entire sequence? Even though he is family this is not ok.
Ashford, Folkstone area. Found this car in a off-road carpark rocking suspiciously, mind you its 11am. On closer inspection I noticed that while obviously the occupants of the car were performing sexual acts apon each other, the female feet were hanging out of the window, she had massive feet and were already soiled with kebabs strips and precum.
I wish I has walked away without knowing anymore but before I could return to my car the male through a kebab at my back screaming "I AM THE TURK! I AM THE TURK! TASTE MY VENGEANCE!". I turned around to ask him what the hell he was doing but I could see he was rabid with facias inside his mouth.
Please remember to check your blind spot when changing lanes. I had to brake heavily to avoid an accident when you moved into the middle lane to make space for traffic joining the M4 eastbound from a slip road.