Wanting to cross the road but this car is approaching a little slow but too fast for me to safely cross. No problem I'll wait. Then I see she's doing something unusual. As she gets closer I can see she's driving through Lancs with no hands on the wheel, one hand stroking her hair while the other one is running a brush through it.
And probably looked absolutely no different when she was finished messing about.
Van driven by Stevie Wonder, parks wherever he likes even if that means blocking an entire car park. Flash him if you want an autograph.