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Official local mnemonic: Birmingham Postal area: Birmingham
Issued: between march 2011 and august 2011 White Audi A6, manufactured in 2015, first registered on 1 May 2015. Cylinder capacity: 1968cc, CO2 emissions: 116 g/km.
✗ Untaxed Tax due: 1 August 2019
✗ No MOT Expired: 10 June 2020
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Number 8 in the worst drivers ranking in August 2017
Number 3 in the worst drivers ranking in July 2017
Hello everyman, I'm Sebastian.
I would like to address an issue I feel most of us cyclists have.
Women.
I feel that women should not be allowed in public as they are scary and have no penis, therefore they are of no use to the cycling community as we are all gay.
It's obvious we take take it up the but as we would rather ride around in Lycra, clothing inspired by Boy George and on a rock hard seat with a rather questionable shape than be in a comfy car. Are we not making ourselves clear!?
It's not fair that women come in public and nearly knock us off of our children's toys.
I get that all Audi drivers are the same and I believe this. It's a joke that these Audi people drive the way they do.
They all appeal to a certain Curry eater race aswell.
Audi Tailgater.. Is that a surprise? Anyone with these pauper cars seem to think that they are superior to everyone on the road. Probably doesn't even concentrate on the road.
In the end they are just 2-bit drug dealers.
Pathetic
@Grammar Police
You are a virgin with no friends and your dad hates you - Fact.
You also put a capital E in sentance? what a retard.
Starting a sentence with a conjunction is not bad grammar but it shows that you are a spastic who can't think of another word.
You also have no job, no car and live at your mum's flat and name yourself police to pretend you have some form of importance. You don't. No one would care if you die.
Sorry but why exactly would I be telling this theoretical judge anything at all? If you would of read my comment properly, you dyslexic retard, then you would realise that it is not me who took the picture...
As for the comments on my grammatical situation - you are worser than a merc driver and begin an sentance with AND you an spaz, okaY? DERRRP
So, try telling the judge, I killed a family because I was fiddling with my phone. But in mitigation it was an iPhone 6, not 5. And I was snapping a photo, not a video.
And please take into consideration that my grammar are very bad too.
What murcedes is that in the pic i really like the screens and will buy one thankd