Stinky minge needed to get to the VD clinic so she was in discomfort and pissed off having to wait. Still had time to shout and swear though. Sad rough old munter.
HELP!!!!!! MY LEFT PISSFLAP IS ON A WORK-TO-RULE AND MY TAMPAX WON'T CROSS THE PICKET LINE AND NOW I'M PERIODING UNCONTROLLABLY ALL OVER MY OFF-WHITE PLEATHERETTE DFS SOFA!!!!!!!!!! π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«
"You've got to learn how to fucking drive you dickhead. You fucking dickhead. I was in front you don't fucking undertake. You need to learn to drive."
Classy coming from the Scouse whore who thinks she has the right to be a fuckwit on the roads.
Stick to being a fuckwit in your own house you stupid dumb bitch.
And get your poor dogs properly secured in the car, because the way you drive you're gonna crash soon enough and unfortunately it's more likely the dogs that will suffer than you.
Dopey cow