As a former professional driver myself I must say I was truly shocked, not just by the driving but by the attitude of the driver himself. He was parking and bumped into my car. I got out and asked him for his details. Instead of a light and calm conversation, he grabbed his custard creams and shoved them into my mouth. He then proceeded to stick his arm up my hand and do a prostate exam on me. I was truly uncomfortable and I hope this driver is off the road soon
Mmmmmm CRISPY