Registration plate D8EVC
Blue Hyundai, manufactured in 2018, first registered on 1 November 2018. Cylinder capacity: 0cc.
✓ Taxed Tax due: 1 August 2024
✓ MOT Expires: 20 November 2024

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D8 EVC 2024-04-08 16:14:07

David!

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D8 EVC 2024-04-07 19:38:05

fuck I'm so fucking fucking bloody fucking amazingly fucking HORNY tonight!!
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D8 EVC 2024-04-04 10:45:21

For me, it's the Mayo Chicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra Mayo Chicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for Mayo Chicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in Mayo Chicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
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D8 EVC 2024-04-03 23:32:55

I want your cum 07966986939
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D8 EVC 2024-04-02 15:28:16

HELP ME PLEASE I CAN'T STOP WANKING!!!!!!!!!! πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ₯›πŸ₯›πŸ₯›πŸ₯›πŸ₯›πŸ₯›πŸ₯›πŸ₯›πŸ₯›πŸ₯›
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D8 EVC 2024-03-25 08:40:03

sad when someone just gives up
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D8 EVC 2024-04-02 00:00:57

who's giving you sucky sucky now Enoch?
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D8 EVC 2024-04-01 20:12:07

D is in jail for being too freaky with his daughter and David jumped Infront of a train
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D8 EVC 2024-03-17 01:20:07

Being D YouTube has been jailed for ten years for buggering his daughter's flower garden
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D8 EVC 2024-03-29 03:29:37

D was noncing his daughter
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D8 EVC 2024-03-24 10:23:43

I beg your pardon
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D8 EVC 2024-03-14 16:32:14

Oooo daddy when are you going to come back to me and spank me ?
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D8 EVC 2024-03-14 08:54:29

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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D8 EVC 2024-03-13 08:53:47

i think you don't care for me any more daddy. i think i must go and find a new protector. maybe i will try germy. he has a tiny cock and smells of curry but he is attentive and never lets a girl starve.
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D8 EVC 2024-03-11 22:17:21

Oh bloody hell Dave where are you?
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D8 EVC 2024-03-09 20:07:00

Dave!

Dave!

Dave!

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D8 EVC 2024-03-12 12:25:11

are you teasing me now daddy?
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D8 EVC 2024-03-10 20:12:55

Call me daddy
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D8 EVC 2024-03-06 21:55:34

I am so sad my lover has left me he was the best I ever had seriously I now have to yank myself off every night just to come 10% of how he made me feel. Where are you my gorgeous hunk. Come back to me.
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D8 EVC 2024-03-06 08:47:01

Are you dead?
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D8 EVC 2024-03-12 12:25:00

shit
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D8 EVC 2024-03-09 17:58:57

Yes
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D8 EVC 2024-03-04 12:14:08

where are you lover boy?
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D8 EVC 2024-03-02 17:33:58

https://rate-driver.co.uk/H24NDJ

One of your friends or at least someone you'd like to get to know.
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D8 EVC 2024-03-24 10:23:59

mmmmmm boobies
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D8 EVC 2024-03-12 12:26:01

i want to be fucked but you keep leaving every time I unbutton my school top and jiggle my fresh 13-year-old boobies at you.
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D8 EVC 2024-03-10 20:13:26

Get fucked
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D8 EVC 2024-03-05 12:52:58

No that's a w0g
No friend of mine! Charged Β£4 for mangie chutney
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D8 EVC 2024-03-02 16:22:57

D JUMPED INFRONT OF A HGV DOING 90MPH ON THE A74 HIS WIG WAS THROWN ONTO A KIA SPORTAGE CAUSING A MULTI PILE UP
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D8 EVC 2024-03-02 16:27:20

SHIT!

I hope he can still give blow jobs
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D8 EVC 2024-02-29 23:23:21

Bangin' TITZ mate

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D8 EVC 2024-03-06 21:56:57

Fuck that’s not me. And don’t get al Freudian on me. I ment tit wank. How could anyone not want to get their cheezy nob in that lovely cleavage. Phwoar.

I leave the tots to Germy.
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D8 EVC 2024-03-05 12:54:10

Tot wank? You dirty nonce
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D8 EVC 2024-03-01 18:34:08

Tot wank now!!!!!
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D8 EVC 2024-03-01 01:38:46

Thanks darling
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D8 EVC 2024-02-29 23:23:52

TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!!

TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!!


TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!!



TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!!




TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!! TITZ!!!!!




fuck i want those TITZ!!!!!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-29 19:04:59

Did this driver actually do something wrong or is this just a dumping ground for πŸ’© ?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-29 23:22:33

aww fuck where did those TITZ!!!! go?

TITZ!!!! TITZ!!!! TITZ!!!! TITZ!!!! TITZ!!!! TITZ!!!!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-29 21:15:09

James, fancy a blowie? All I ask is a rollie and a fooking cheese borgor n chips, how about it big boy heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-29 00:23:38

poke me!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-29 16:47:44

I'll give you a big creamy curry from the back of my shite silver van
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D8 EVC 2024-02-29 01:16:34

Will I get mangie chutney?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-28 17:54:25

Are you a nugget?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-28 15:33:55

And I lost the beat

I stagged side to side
Fell right on my cunt
I done a tripple somersault
And a fuckinβ€² stunt
Lyin' on my back, lookinβ€² to the sky
Then a bird bent down, looks me straight in the eye
She says
"Oh my God, your'e fuckinβ€² out you're tree"
I said
"No shit doll, itβ€²s fuckin' plain to see"
She didn't even help, she just walked away
I was on my arse, and coundnβ€²t stand at all

Because
Iβ€²m a lightweight and I am stickin'
Bottle or beer and am out my chickinβ€²
DJ BadBoy's got the balls of steel
Off a bottle of Buckie and a fiver deal
Singinβ€²
I'm a lightweight and I am stickinβ€²
Bottle or beer and am out my chickin'
DJ BadBoy's got the balls of steel
Off a bottle of Buckie and a fiver deal
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D8 EVC 2024-03-01 10:32:13

write a new one chokin the chicken innit a good one eh
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D8 EVC 2024-02-29 21:02:08

I wrote it whilst smoking a rollie and having a tug
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D8 EVC 2024-02-29 16:52:52

bad boy ! Fuc korrrrff!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-29 16:48:47

did you write that yourself its very good tryna get on Radio 1 or XFM aye brap brap brap pow!``
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D8 EVC 2024-02-28 10:41:37

What the fuck have I done with my life?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-27 19:24:18

Found the owner of this vehicle running around Ayrshire cemetery naked holding his tallywacker in one hand and a rollie in the other shouting COME OUT KIDS UNCLE D IS HERE
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D8 EVC 2024-02-29 19:03:09

Put it away mate no one wants to see that
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D8 EVC 2024-02-28 15:09:03

You want to BUMBA! You wanna G with the big boys?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-27 18:54:44

I WANT TO DRINK YOUR MANGIE CHUTNEY BIG BOYS, GIVE US TWOS ON YOUR ROLLIES
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D8 EVC 2024-03-01 18:33:56

I like big mangies
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D8 EVC 2024-02-27 19:25:16

YOU STOLE THE MANGIE CHUTNEY FROM OOR FOOD BANK
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D8 EVC 2024-02-27 18:09:57

I literally have no idea what is going on here but I like it.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-27 11:44:23

Can I sit on your lips?

Both sets...
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D8 EVC 2024-02-27 17:03:26

Yes daddy
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D8 EVC 2024-02-26 21:46:18

BLOODY HELL WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-26 21:18:15

Just bought me new primary school vehicle, all I need is a mattress
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D8 EVC 2024-02-26 21:46:35

Jimmy Savile wannabe eh?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-26 21:13:10

Will someone toss me off for a fiver?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-26 21:02:43

Can someone come and punch me until my brain comes out of my arse? I am a massive CUNT
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D8 EVC 2024-02-26 16:41:46

splunge my codflaps you fumnping prodwangle.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-26 21:11:10

Mmm come to daddy
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D8 EVC 2024-02-26 12:50:29

I'm driving roon the drag in Glasgow looking for a cheap brass, hmu if you're selling ya flange or tallywacker, only upto Β£10 but thy must buy us a borgor n chips
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D8 EVC 2024-02-26 16:41:15

wank it now mate
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D8 EVC 2024-02-25 20:30:58

Anyone want a titwank?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-26 09:33:29

No I am eleven sir but my daddy says my breasts are already fine specimens and very lovely to accept almost any size of hard cock.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-26 01:20:59

Only if you're 12
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D8 EVC 2024-02-25 09:38:20

Hey butty I'm such a fat prick that I can no longer see my tiny cock. Would you come round and give me a little rub and maybe suck me off, my two incher should be no problkem for your amazing mouth. My wife says I am a scabby cunt and you know I pretty much have to agree with her, but the sheep are getting fed up with me molesting them and my dog looks like he's been electrocuted from the number of times I've been fingering his bumhole, so please help me out.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-24 23:50:35

TITS ON PARADE!!!!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-24 18:34:02

Bitta dogging in Limefields Woods South Lanarkshire, I hope Emma doesn't show up after I battered her last time
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D8 EVC 2024-02-24 23:50:56

phwoar let me stick me sausage in between those jubbly baps
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D8 EVC 2024-02-24 09:11:03

Ey up lads anyone coming to the Cheesy Nob Brigade's annual Cockout tournament?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-24 16:16:39

Yes I'll give you a blowie David, do you like blue cheese? THat's what my nob currently smells like. Most days it is like a fine mature Brie or Camembert but I stuck it in a young boy's arse last week and haven't washed since and now it pongs of mould.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-23 09:44:24

Has Big Taj ever stuck his bat up you?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-22 19:26:24

sausage for pudding aye
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D8 EVC 2024-02-22 13:49:11

Tease me Tease me Tease me baby till I loose control
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D8 EVC 2024-02-22 13:48:17

Being D YouTube baby give me a call for fun times I'll buy you a t bone steak with all the trimmings I LOVE YOU xxxxxxxxxx
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D8 EVC 2024-02-22 13:10:31

Sweet piece o’ ass baby! Spread those cheeks.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-22 08:43:10

the people here really don't appreciate you aye?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-20 16:57:32

Where's my big juicy hunk of spunk today?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-15 22:32:45

Nae way lol this "bloke" lives in my street like πŸ˜‚ always knew there was something dodgy more than his Hyundai πŸ˜‚
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D8 EVC 2024-02-18 21:07:50

somewhere to stick your sausage aye? Brap Brap Brap !!!!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-14 09:00:08

The photos on this site are taken down more often than a prozzy's knickers.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-13 21:41:49

Being D YouTube I'm outside your caravan come a drive with daddy
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D8 EVC 2024-02-13 17:58:26

IM A LADY!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-14 01:52:24

No! Shout at the Pales-tally
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D8 EVC 2024-02-14 00:31:40

Yes and while we do it I will shout at some Jews.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-13 22:03:48

Will you buy me a borgor n chips after Paul?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-13 21:13:08

Will you suck me off please?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-13 17:48:17

Any lads wanting to give me a cream pie?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-13 12:35:15

minge muncher
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D8 EVC 2024-02-13 12:53:01

Oh David's World daddy yes please meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-13 12:52:12

Mmmm yes please, I munch Being D's
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D8 EVC 2024-02-13 02:52:33

I have a tiny pecker
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D8 EVC 2024-02-14 00:32:02

SPUNKALICIOUS!!!!!!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-13 12:53:48

Oh Germy baby you are my little rag come to mommee D
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D8 EVC 2024-02-13 10:12:43

so do I can we share spunk rags?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-12 14:25:21

ABOSOLUTE BUSSSSS WANKEEERRR WANKING UR NAN
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D8 EVC 2024-02-12 19:35:15

I'm a lady!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-12 09:47:22

Has anyone seen my girl's pussy
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D8 EVC 2024-02-12 10:50:28

Yeah at 5 - 10 & 15 Harry
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D8 EVC 2024-02-11 00:09:55

rate me guys
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D8 EVC 2024-02-11 13:38:34

I'm a fiddie kiddler just like Being D
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D8 EVC 2024-02-11 00:24:35

hot piece of ass!!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-10 18:14:54

I FOOOOOKING WANT A BORGOR AND CHIPS, ILL DO ANYTHING BIG BOYS MEOW HEEEEEHEEEEE
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D8 EVC 2024-02-09 21:19:20

Why do my balls hang lower since I got older?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-22 12:32:03

I'm Jimmy Savile back from the dead, all I want is a cheese borgor and chips canny lad
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D8 EVC 2024-02-12 11:03:01

that's better they are nice and plump you have a great action from now on I shall call you gobbler.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-09 22:05:44

Let me measure them in my mouth meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-09 14:21:10

I WANT A FOURKING BORGOR N CHIPS AND GARLIC BREED MON
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D8 EVC 2024-02-09 00:01:29

STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-09 10:51:39

Oi muppets! Ooooh you are cheeky y'all.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 21:26:59

you think I'm pretty?"
"Do I make you feel like cheating?"
And I'm like, "No, not really" 'cause
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
She walks like a model
She grants my wishes like a genie in a bottle, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm the wizard of love
And I got the magic wand
All these other girls are tempting
But I'm empty when you're gone
And they say
"Do you need me?"
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"Do I make you feel like cheating?"
And I'm like, "No, not really" cause'
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
Hmm, she gives me love and affection
Baby, did I mention?
You're the only girl for me
No, I don't need the next one
Mama loves you too
She thinks I made the right selection
Now all that's left to do
Is just for me to pop the question
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 21:30:24

you think I'm pwetty?"
"Do I make you feel like cheating?"
And I'm like, "No, not weally" 'cause
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always wight there when I need her
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always wight there when I need her
She walks like a model
She gwants my wishes like a genie in a bottle, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm the wizard of love
And I got the magic wand
All these other girls are tempting
But I'm empty when you're gone
And they say
"Do you need me?"
"Do you think I'm pwetty?"
"Do I make you feel like cheating?"
And I'm like, "No, not really" cause'
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always wight there when I need her
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always wight there when I need her
Hmm, she gives me love and affection
Baby, did I mention?
You're the only girl for me
No, I don't need the next one
Mama loves you too
She thinks I made the wight selection
Now all that's left to do
Is just for me to pop the question
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always wight there when I need her
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always wight there when I need her
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 15:36:43

SEARCH TIKTOK BEING__D
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 21:24:14

...I should know my Dad is on it
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 20:39:20

tik tok is for benders.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 15:35:38

ANYONE GOT A SPARE ROLLIE AND A BORGOR N CHIPS? I WANT DADDY SAUCE ON IT HEEEEEHEEEEE MEOW HEEEEEHEEEEE
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D8 EVC 2024-02-09 11:37:58

The things I’d do for cock.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 15:38:05

The things I'd do for a borgor and chips mmm
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 14:33:42

I was alright for a while
I could smile for a while
But I saw you last night, you held my hand so tight
As you stopped to say, "Hello"
Oh, you wished me well, you couldn't tell
That I'd been crying over you
Crying over you
Then you said, "So long"
Left me standing all alone
Alone and crying
Crying
Crying
Crying
It's hard to understand
But the touch of your hand
Can start me crying
I thought that I was over you
But it's true, so true
I love you even more than I did before
But darling, what can I do?
For you don't love me
And I'll always be
Crying over you
Crying over you
Yes, now you're gone
And from this moment on
I'll be crying
Crying
Crying
Crying
Yeah, crying
Crying
Over you
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 21:31:45

I also sing Please Welease Me, Congwatulations, The Gween Gween Gwass of Home. I also sing wock and woll.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 21:25:01

πŸ˜‚
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 20:40:00

Cwying.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 14:29:24

BORGOR N CHIPS
SCAMPI N CHIPS
FISH N CHIPS
GARLIC BREAD

I HAD A CHUG IN ME PACKET OF CRISPS
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 14:20:55

I'm a lady!
I need a cuddling
I need a feeding
Currently chugging myself off in me Hyundai Ioniq
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 14:19:29

Found this car parked next to the centre park bin... Old lad in a 1930s dress sticking out the bin! Had to chance him off, police informed.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 14:14:49

WE HAD TO BAR THIS OLD LAD BEING D - DAVID'S WORLD FOR PUTTING OUR CUSTOMERS OFF THEIR FOOD, CUSTOMERS WERE SICKENED WHEN THIS OLD BOY PULLS HIS BALDY HALF INCHER OUT WHILST SCREAMING MEOW HEEEEEHEEEEE - HAD TO PHONE THE NUT HOUSE TO COME REMOVE HIM.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 14:03:12

Seen this old beg in wetherspoons, begging for our leftovers screaming meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee - freaked us out big style
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D8 EVC 2024-02-08 12:01:43

i like big butts and i cannot lie
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:55:30

Being D YouTube will you give our Rose her clothes back! You were ment to send them in! She also has a few things missing lad!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:57:20

FK off Fred! They're are mine now!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:39:19

Bastards are jealous I look better than their wife's! AND I have a better motor!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:50:06

Anytime dickie lad ❀️
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:45:17

I FUCKING WATN THAT
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:33:10

Seen this lad stealing a pizza from a food bank wearing silly cat eats screaming MEOW and HEEEEEHEEEEE while his poor daughter hides her face! Davy Dee Dee behave yourself lad.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-09 11:40:31

Yes please but can you get her brother as well
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:52:31

Richard, do you want to go in the cupboard with Maddy McCann?!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:45:33

FUCK PIZZA GIVE ME SAUSAGE
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:39:43

Square go!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:25:17

Naughty naughty meow heeeeeheeeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:06:07

Some bald Harry Hill/Gregg Wallace tribute act doing 100mph+ down the A66 in the pouring rain putting others at risk.

His motor obviously makes up for his embarrassing tiny little cock mind you the skank sitting beside him was rough as 80 grit.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:05:30

He spunked all over my baps. :(
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:45:43

Fair
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:25:44

You loved it baby
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:05:03

Saw this woman wanking off a postman in Abingdon circa 2015. She was a cucking funt back then as well.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:40:17

Meow heeeeeheeeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:04:34

This car offered me a lift home, I gladly accepted. Was perfectly fine until this fucking scumbag asked me to suck his finger?! Turns out the dirty bastard had been fingering his asshole the whole time (I wondered why he had been driving with one hand). Anyway after I refused he scraped off all the shit from his finger and proceeded to rack it up into a line, sniffed it, and asked me to get out. One weird bastard.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:23:59

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:04:16

Piss off the lot of ya or ur get a black eye from me misses
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:03:49

Tell your dad to stop peeping on my grandma. She is 107 FFS. Dirty cunts. πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 21:02:53

Seen this mong down on his knees begging in the road outside some flats his girlfriend had to finish her homework and wouldn’t come out for sexy time.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 20:58:27

This guy locked me in my own house and then told me to piss on a pot plant.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 20:39:35

We seen D8EVC come flying round the corner, lad driving was putting on a wig smoking a rollie and putting lipstick on whilst driving... Lad jumped out the motor looking in Morrisons bins, we had to hide for our safety
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 20:53:55

pedo budgie smugglers
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 20:30:32

David's World asked me to visit his late mother in law, he was after her dresses and thongs, lad paid me Β£20 to see her off
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 20:27:49

HELP ME BEING D HAS ME LOCKED IN HIS CARAVAN!!!! IM SURVIVING ON YELLOW STICKERS AND ALIEXPRESS 1930 CLOTHING
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 20:24:02

Anyone want fun? I only charge 0.84p heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 19:42:10

Being D is a fine piece of ass, we have the same wig supplier
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 20:51:19

The lad smokes rollies Joe that does it
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 20:40:59

Hey Donny can you help? How does this D fella grow a moustache?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 19:39:45

I want Being D to be my mother, she always sits in the same way as my late mamar
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 19:40:44

Shush Harry your real Dad is David's World
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 19:29:50

Heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 18:38:39

I absolutely love the admin mods and owners of this wonderful site ❀️
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 19:09:03

Just like yer mam chavvy
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 18:58:41

Ty eh are closet must be dirty scrotes
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 18:33:40

The admins are fucks and killjoys and honophobes. I was trying to arrange a threesome with daddy and some other guy some exquisite bum fun and they just removed the post before I got contact d details. Don’t make me have to wank alone at home again.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 20:55:21

Megan is a slag do not mention her name here and we all know it's Nicki Minge.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 19:38:24

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"Who Am I (Sim Simma)" lyrics
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"Who Am I (Sim Simma)"

Yes nyah cool nuh iyah, who am I, just the girls dem sugar
(Alright), hear yah nuh

Zim zimma, who got the keys to my bimmer who am I
The girls dem sugar. how can I, make love to a fellow?
In a rush, pass mi the keys to my truck who am I,
The girls dem luck. and I and I will make love to precious

You ever buck a gal weh deep like a bucket draw fi yuh needle
An yuh needle can't stitch it draw fi yuh axe
And like a cow yuh all a chop it draw fi yuh pick axe
And like a rung yuh all a dig it is like a riverside
Upon di banking yuh tek it is like a bicycle so yuh hold it
And dash it now yuh wash it so yuh crash it
She a tell yuh seh yuh crabbit gal
She a beg yuh and a bawl seh fi stop it
Bad man plug in and mi a move off a electric is like a basket ball
She tek time out fi vomit unuh listen to mi style
An unuh listen to mi lyrics a beenie man deh yah a drop it (a seh)

Zim zimma, who got the keys to my bimmer who am I
The girls dem sugar. how can I, make love to a fellow?
In a rush, pass mi the keys to my truck who am I,
The girls dem luck. and I and I will make love to precious

But anything she wants
I will give it unto she
I can't believe the day mi friend dem tell me
Dat she flee I don't believe it's angry
And I don't' believe it's grief
I don't believe it's susan
Or the other girls I breed
The love for me she have
That is the only thing I need
I don't think den right now
Just to lose my main squeeze oh guantamena,
Yuh a killer gal di way yuh have
Mi body under pressure man
See yuh body all a kill mosquito
Hold yuh body right just fi know yuh got di power

Zim zimma, who got the keys to my bimmer who am I
The girls dem sugar. how can I, make love to a fellow?
In a rush, pass mi the keys to my truck who am I,
The girls dem luck. and I and I will make love to precious

I tell myself I don't want nobody else
To ever love me
You are my guiding star,
My shining light
I love you baby
But that day you leave and gone
I know that girls they're going crazy
I know the girls lumpsome all a dem run
Come cause di hol a dem want this baby
I told you and I told yuh twice
That I am the girls dem sugar
Now the girls dem attack me
And di girls ddem a rush mi
Because dem a drive in a bimmer
A di girls dem flovour,
I am no slaver I am the helper
No paper an a girl just watch
Yah a want unuh hear yah an listen weh di dj seh
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 18:58:06

Quick quick Reading Tesco car park evry bight 8pm til late by the trolleys always giving someone something nice hugs when it’s cold and a nice hot sausage for the best boyz.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 18:34:47

We're here bobby darling πŸ’–
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 17:02:18

I want a cuddling... Spoon me big boy heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 20:55:42

i will give you everything you need and more
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 17:43:30

Will you give me a cuddling daddy?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 17:17:19

Meet you in Tesco car park reading
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D8 EVC 2024-02-06 23:07:36

I really wanna suck off that guy in the cap
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 00:15:16

He is not my father but he is my uncle. And he jizzes all over me at least once a month.

He's my spunkle.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-06 23:16:55

Richard he's your father!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-06 12:12:40

Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer
Richard Allen Davis
Ted Bundy
Ed Kemper
Albert DeSalvo
John Wayne Gacy
Carlton Gary
Gary Heidnik
Carl Panzram
Albert Fish

I have fucked them all
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D8 EVC 2024-02-06 17:52:04

You forgot me!
Heeeeeheeeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 22:23:56

UK sucks!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-06 13:41:58

THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!!! FUCK OFF YOU IMPOSTER
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 22:59:45

Give me a fiver and I will, heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 12:27:25

Jimmy Savile lookalike πŸ˜‚ I comment on his videos cause I feel sorry for him lol
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 23:29:01

Lad made off in D8EVC with a stolen 94p curry!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 08:58:57

fuck off that's a rank curry even germy wouldn't touch that with his little cock
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 23:26:29

This lad gave me the creeps on YouTube
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 22:42:55

Nae way mon this lad lives in me street! Same reg enaw
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 23:54:26

I'm smoking a rollie first lad
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 23:50:30

OK I"m waggling my willy out of my window now see it? Want it? Come and get it BIG BOOOOOOYYYYY!!!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 23:00:29

Too late Dave lad get ya thong oot
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 22:11:00

Fuck off !!!!!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 19:35:54

Davy you're my neighbour lad lol wait till I tell the lads in the pub about you in the dress
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 10:41:34

I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 10:35:38

No David from David's World it's you lad lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 08:58:26

is that the same street with gregg the sausage man?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 22:53:31

who does?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 22:36:04

We had to block this vehicle in! The owner, strange fellow in a 1930's dress and creepy fish net tights sniffing seats in our cafe, say meow and please hit the little bell for notifications to our good patrons. Lad only bought half a cuppa and demanded yellow stickers - SIR YOURE NOW BARRED!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 20:21:49

I'm sorry I'm a bad father, husband... I follow children around
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D8 EVC 2024-02-07 20:14:46

So how does this image have anything to do with the reg you have assigned it too.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 08:58:39

tesco sexy beast
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 18:49:14

Hommersexyoulls
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 19:09:34

Yeah daddy
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 16:30:05

Caught this lad loading his 2018 Hyundai Ioniq with stuff from out bins shouting meow at the rats then heeeeeheeeee when he finds "soggy biscuits" and a vodka bottle full of piss
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 10:42:28

I like fresh piss
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 16:14:03

Me dad was ment to pick us up from school! I had to walk 5 miles and found him parked outside a park with bags of haribos and me deed Nan's dress on and his old willay out WHY DAD WHY!!!!!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 10:43:35

Fuck off predator we all know you just buddy up with pedos so they share their collection of Filth pix and contacts.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 10:36:48

Steveo are you on register too
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 08:59:38

"We'll expose your fucking arse!"

Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you ya dirty fucking cunt.

Are you related to Richard?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 22:53:56

fucking hell it wasn't my fault despite what he said. He certainly knew about the geography of small boys.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 22:37:18

Now Reg you've been a bad boy
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 21:05:19

SHIT That's my old geography teacher!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 16:32:51

If we catch you lad! We'll expose your fucking arse!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 16:11:40

Me mam is deed and this was my ex at her funeral listening to barbie girl by aqua as her coffin was getting carried in!!!!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 16:33:38

Sorry for your loss
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 16:09:56

This lad D is running around in his deed mother in law's gear whilst selling his walnut whip for a fiver, dogging in the Ioniq whilst is ex is getting regularly serviced by the new fella lol poor D NOT heeeeeheeeee meow
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 16:03:29

The driver of D8EVC made this poor lad go blind causing him to nearly flying into an orphanage! - the HGV was driving listening to burning bridges by the Quo when Being D flew up along side him pulling his 1930s dress up exposing his cheesy wotsit screaming MEOW and heeeeeheeeee, D made off for a 10p cucumber from 'LILDIE'
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 15:56:25

If you see the lad that drives D8EVC BE CAREFUL he pulls his copper out and runs around graveyards whilst smoking a rollie, we've tasered him numbers of times
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 15:38:14

Ey up lads, Horsham Plastering dopey cunt here all your plastering needs plus some extras like zooming in on women's bums and then upstairs for a quite sucky sucky BJ OK? Call me fuckers!!! 07817 936 578
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 15:53:58

Hi Daddy
Want to take me to wetherspoons? I'll munch your sausage meow heeeeeheeeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 15:17:51

ME WIFE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND US LIKE SO I WEAR HER GEAR AND HER DEED MARZ KNICKORS WHILST SMOKING A ROLLIES LOOKING FOR BLIND BLOKES TO WOLF WHISTLE AT US LIKE
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 10:45:11

I love your cock. And spandex.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 15:15:20

IM A LADY I DO LADY THINGS!!!!!
WHILST SMOKING A ROLLIE HEEEEEHEEEEE MEOW HEEEEEHEEEEE
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 01:21:29

This reminds me of me fella
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D8 EVC 2024-02-06 17:54:00

I'm a lady! That does lady things
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 00:16:29

people are having way too much fun on this post.
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D8 EVC 2024-02-05 09:00:01

BOSSING IT!!!!!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 23:00:40

Yeah for five quid
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 22:58:23

does he suck?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 01:16:39

It's true! D is a demon on the road, between smoking rollies, having a piss on roadside and fighting pirate Pete, lad needs locking up
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D8 EVC 2024-02-03 19:45:46

Stole a shelf of fanny pads shouting IM A LADY, our security made chase to the Hyundai Ioniq that was parked over three disabled bays!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-03 19:42:54

Seen this lad in a 1930s dress illegally parked on the hard shoulder take a piss, right in front of everyone whilst smoking a roll up singing sisters are doing it for themselves
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D8 EVC 2024-02-03 19:37:46

Whistle - Whistle
BAD DOG πŸ˜‚
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D8 EVC 2024-02-06 17:53:17

Whistle for me again baby
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D8 EVC 2024-02-03 19:27:52

Anyone want a ride heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-02 21:34:10

This fella D offered me some chocolate milk from his boot.... I woke up seven hours later in the back of his Ioniq to him smoking a rollie singing Rabbit Rabbit by Chas and Dave
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D8 EVC 2024-02-02 21:28:33

Seen this lad doing the Charleston on top of his blue Ioniq in a 1940s dress whilst 475 blocks circle him in Vans wolf whistling
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 21:07:41

Ken Bruce let himself go a bit
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D8 EVC 2024-02-03 19:17:08

I'm sorry I'm a sad old bloke meow heeeeheeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-03 19:08:36

D lad carm down you'll mess up your 10p lipstick, love seeing you all over tiktok too lol heeeeeheeeee heeeeeheeeee lol
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D8 EVC 2024-02-02 23:37:52

I would remove this fake comment.
It is total rubbish.
I know what you look like. so I will find you
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D8 EVC 2024-02-02 04:42:25

Had to chuck this lad out my establishment, was stealing all my condiments and trying to blag a free meal in exchange for doing the helicopter with his tiny chopper, dunno how he manages to make money with that lol - meow, great website one of the best
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D8 EVC 2024-02-04 22:54:48

seriously what the fuck happened here?
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D8 EVC 2024-02-03 19:53:49

Please Pirate Pete let us back in, I cottage in your bogs and they buy us a fish supper I NEED ME TWENTY QUID FOR LADY THINGS!!!
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D8 EVC 2024-02-03 19:16:22

I'm a sad old bloke I'm sorry meow heeeeheeee
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D8 EVC 2024-02-03 19:09:49

D lad you're banned from my restaurants! Only Stevie wonder whistles at you lad lol
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D8 EVC 2024-02-02 23:38:48

I would remove this false statement, it is a pack of lies.
If you do not I will find you
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D8 EVC 2024-02-02 21:50:58

That Being D serviced me good, he's now your grandmarrr
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D8 EVC 2024-02-02 09:26:44

I'm sorry. I was looking for Richard.
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