For me, it's the Mayo Chicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra Mayo Chicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for Mayo Chicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in Mayo Chicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
i think you don't care for me any more daddy. i think i must go and find a new protector. maybe i will try germy. he has a tiny cock and smells of curry but he is attentive and never lets a girl starve.
I am so sad my lover has left me he was the best I ever had seriously I now have to yank myself off every night just to come 10% of how he made me feel. Where are you my gorgeous hunk. Come back to me.
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Found the owner of this vehicle running around Ayrshire cemetery naked holding his tallywacker in one hand and a rollie in the other shouting COME OUT KIDS UNCLE D IS HERE
Hey butty I'm such a fat prick that I can no longer see my tiny cock. Would you come round and give me a little rub and maybe suck me off, my two incher should be no problkem for your amazing mouth. My wife says I am a scabby cunt and you know I pretty much have to agree with her, but the sheep are getting fed up with me molesting them and my dog looks like he's been electrocuted from the number of times I've been fingering his bumhole, so please help me out.
Yes I'll give you a blowie David, do you like blue cheese? THat's what my nob currently smells like. Most days it is like a fine mature Brie or Camembert but I stuck it in a young boy's arse last week and haven't washed since and now it pongs of mould.
WE HAD TO BAR THIS OLD LAD BEING D - DAVID'S WORLD FOR PUTTING OUR CUSTOMERS OFF THEIR FOOD, CUSTOMERS WERE SICKENED WHEN THIS OLD BOY PULLS HIS BALDY HALF INCHER OUT WHILST SCREAMING MEOW HEEEEEHEEEEE - HAD TO PHONE THE NUT HOUSE TO COME REMOVE HIM.
Seen this lad stealing a pizza from a food bank wearing silly cat eats screaming MEOW and HEEEEEHEEEEE while his poor daughter hides her face! Davy Dee Dee behave yourself lad.
This car offered me a lift home, I gladly accepted. Was perfectly fine until this fucking scumbag asked me to suck his finger?! Turns out the dirty bastard had been fingering his asshole the whole time (I wondered why he had been driving with one hand). Anyway after I refused he scraped off all the shit from his finger and proceeded to rack it up into a line, sniffed it, and asked me to get out. One weird bastard.
Seen this mong down on his knees begging in the road outside some flats his girlfriend had to finish her homework and wouldnβt come out for sexy time.
The admins are fucks and killjoys and honophobes. I was trying to arrange a threesome with daddy and some other guy some exquisite bum fun and they just removed the post before I got contact d details. Donβt make me have to wank alone at home again.
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"Who Am I (Sim Simma)"
Yes nyah cool nuh iyah, who am I, just the girls dem sugar
(Alright), hear yah nuh
Zim zimma, who got the keys to my bimmer who am I
The girls dem sugar. how can I, make love to a fellow?
In a rush, pass mi the keys to my truck who am I,
The girls dem luck. and I and I will make love to precious
You ever buck a gal weh deep like a bucket draw fi yuh needle
An yuh needle can't stitch it draw fi yuh axe
And like a cow yuh all a chop it draw fi yuh pick axe
And like a rung yuh all a dig it is like a riverside
Upon di banking yuh tek it is like a bicycle so yuh hold it
And dash it now yuh wash it so yuh crash it
She a tell yuh seh yuh crabbit gal
She a beg yuh and a bawl seh fi stop it
Bad man plug in and mi a move off a electric is like a basket ball
She tek time out fi vomit unuh listen to mi style
An unuh listen to mi lyrics a beenie man deh yah a drop it (a seh)
Zim zimma, who got the keys to my bimmer who am I
The girls dem sugar. how can I, make love to a fellow?
In a rush, pass mi the keys to my truck who am I,
The girls dem luck. and I and I will make love to precious
But anything she wants
I will give it unto she
I can't believe the day mi friend dem tell me
Dat she flee I don't believe it's angry
And I don't' believe it's grief
I don't believe it's susan
Or the other girls I breed
The love for me she have
That is the only thing I need
I don't think den right now
Just to lose my main squeeze oh guantamena,
Yuh a killer gal di way yuh have
Mi body under pressure man
See yuh body all a kill mosquito
Hold yuh body right just fi know yuh got di power
Zim zimma, who got the keys to my bimmer who am I
The girls dem sugar. how can I, make love to a fellow?
In a rush, pass mi the keys to my truck who am I,
The girls dem luck. and I and I will make love to precious
I tell myself I don't want nobody else
To ever love me
You are my guiding star,
My shining light
I love you baby
But that day you leave and gone
I know that girls they're going crazy
I know the girls lumpsome all a dem run
Come cause di hol a dem want this baby
I told you and I told yuh twice
That I am the girls dem sugar
Now the girls dem attack me
And di girls ddem a rush mi
Because dem a drive in a bimmer
A di girls dem flovour,
I am no slaver I am the helper
No paper an a girl just watch
Yah a want unuh hear yah an listen weh di dj seh
Quick quick Reading Tesco car park evry bight 8pm til late by the trolleys always giving someone something nice hugs when itβs cold and a nice hot sausage for the best boyz.
I want a cuddling... Spoon me big boy heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee meow heeeeeheeeee
We had to block this vehicle in! The owner, strange fellow in a 1930's dress and creepy fish net tights sniffing seats in our cafe, say meow and please hit the little bell for notifications to our good patrons. Lad only bought half a cuppa and demanded yellow stickers - SIR YOURE NOW BARRED!
Caught this lad loading his 2018 Hyundai Ioniq with stuff from out bins shouting meow at the rats then heeeeeheeeee when he finds "soggy biscuits" and a vodka bottle full of piss
The driver of D8EVC made this poor lad go blind causing him to nearly flying into an orphanage! - the HGV was driving listening to burning bridges by the Quo when Being D flew up along side him pulling his 1930s dress up exposing his cheesy wotsit screaming MEOW and heeeeeheeeee, D made off for a 10p cucumber from 'LILDIE'
If you see the lad that drives D8EVC BE CAREFUL he pulls his copper out and runs around graveyards whilst smoking a rollie, we've tasered him numbers of times
Ey up lads, Horsham Plastering dopey cunt here all your plastering needs plus some extras like zooming in on women's bums and then upstairs for a quite sucky sucky BJ OK? Call me fuckers!!! 07817 936 578
ME WIFE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND US LIKE SO I WEAR HER GEAR AND HER DEED MARZ KNICKORS WHILST SMOKING A ROLLIES LOOKING FOR BLIND BLOKES TO WOLF WHISTLE AT US LIKE
Seen this lad in a 1930s dress illegally parked on the hard shoulder take a piss, right in front of everyone whilst smoking a roll up singing sisters are doing it for themselves
This fella D offered me some chocolate milk from his boot.... I woke up seven hours later in the back of his Ioniq to him smoking a rollie singing Rabbit Rabbit by Chas and Dave
Had to chuck this lad out my establishment, was stealing all my condiments and trying to blag a free meal in exchange for doing the helicopter with his tiny chopper, dunno how he manages to make money with that lol - meow, great website one of the best
What a sad cunt I am