This dopey old woman almost forced me into the traffic island, I blew my horn to warn her, at the traffic lights a little old man jumped out, started threatening me, telling me to turn into the Lidl car park for a punch up, I am 6'2" and over 18 stone, he wasn't happy when I laughed so he tried to smash my window with his feeble little hand, what a moron. Also the car was untaxed.
What a fucking Gregg Tosser