Just busted outta the slammer and I'm all set for a solid sesh!
Got me a van now im ready 2 hit the streets, scope out some tarmac, check out some gardens, and maybe even do a bit of fly tipping on the down low.
I'm sorta hetero dude who's into gettin' it on with other guys when the wifey ain't peepin'.
Got a modest package (3 inche banger), but it gets the job done, ya feel?
Cleaned up all my health biz.
No more group activities with the folks—mom and pops ain't down for threesomes now as they just had legs cut off.
Wifey's all about the wild times with dudes, chicks, and even animals.
She's cool just watchin' if that's your vibe.
Must bring chewin baccy, a can of tenants and pork pies for the misses n she will finger ur bum while I unload me 3 incher inside ya.
Special offers this week are:
BJ either way for £5
Anal either way for £10
Fisting is free
I have a massive hole that can take 3 water melons or 16 tennis balls.
I can shoot my load in your ass, eye, hair or mouth.
You no the drill ladz, call me on 07907 485659.
If eye not answer u can find me at the back of lordy nelson shaggin some guy or 2.
Feel me init?
Anyone know the man that drives this car? Be aware especially women!!
Around 12:30 this afternoon while driving over Llantrisant common. He was very rude & arrogant & wouldn’t reverse for me to pass, he expected me to reverse but there was nowhere for me to go, he got out of his car shouting & swearing at me & threatened to “give me a clout” this man obviously thinks it’s ok to clout women & give verbal abuse!!
I have reported this to the police but saying to warn others.
He was wearing a baseball cap, he was in Merthyr last night driving like a knob as well, not sure of the plate but it was same car with a male driver, there was a family with kids and a pram crossing the road and I’m sure he had words with them and then cut me up drove like an idiot, drove straight out of a junction to do a u turn had no regards for the cars coming towards him and wheel spun back the way he just come from
What a fucking Gregg Tosser!