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Official local mnemonic: Essex
Postal area: Chelmsford
Issued: between march 2018 and august 2018
Red Mini, manufactured in 2018, first registered on 1 June 2018. Cylinder capacity: 1499cc, CO2 emissions: 117 g/km.
Official local mnemonic: EssexPostal area: Chelmsford
Issued: between march 2018 and august 2018
Red Mini, manufactured in 2018, first registered on 1 June 2018. Cylinder capacity: 1499cc, CO2 emissions: 117 g/km.
✗ Untaxed Tax due: 1 December 2019
MOT: No details
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Pensioner 2019-08-19 00:00:20
I didn’t really know how to react when I saw XXL Shlong zooming round like there’s no tomorrow. However after assessing the situation clearly, I spoke with the Citizens Advice Bureau. They helped me get an understanding of how to act next and I got a free Parker pen just for inquiring.
I didn’t really know how to react when I saw XXL Shlong zooming round like there’s no tomorrow. However after assessing the situation clearly, I spoke with the Citizens Advice Bureau. They helped me get an understanding of how to act next and I got a free Parker pen just for inquiring.
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MI5 2019-08-18 18:51:50
At the personal request of her majesty the queen and given the severe nature of the huge cock in question, we have taken over this case from Thames Valley Police and are now in charge of the investigation.
At the personal request of her majesty the queen and given the severe nature of the huge cock in question, we have taken over this case from Thames Valley Police and are now in charge of the investigation.
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Somalia2019-08-18 21:23:09
In order to take action and stop big dick McGee we have made a deal with the pirates and they will now focus on the capture of this little boy racer.
In order to take action and stop big dick McGee we have made a deal with the pirates and they will now focus on the capture of this little boy racer.
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Israel 🇮🇱 2019-08-18 21:11:15
As a symbol of good faith, we have agreed to peace with the Palestinian people so all forces can focus on removing Dick Dastardly from our streets.
As a symbol of good faith, we have agreed to peace with the Palestinian people so all forces can focus on removing Dick Dastardly from our streets.
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ISIS2019-08-18 20:04:56
we are stopping all terrorist activities until this huge cock is apprehended, and we will try our absolute hardest to assist bringing him in. #forthepeople
we are stopping all terrorist activities until this huge cock is apprehended, and we will try our absolute hardest to assist bringing him in. #forthepeople
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FBI 2019-08-18 18:53:08
Not anymore you’re not. The UN contacted us directly and seeing how the aforementioned penis is now visible from space, we’re taking over
Not anymore you’re not. The UN contacted us directly and seeing how the aforementioned penis is now visible from space, we’re taking over
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Rita2019-08-18 18:48:02
This driver could not drive. Kept honking at a cyclist, dangerously overtaking drivers and swerving all over the road. When I took this photo, the passenger, who was male, got out of the car and chased me into the forest. This driver shouldn't be on the road. Bet he has a massive dick though.
This driver could not drive. Kept honking at a cyclist, dangerously overtaking drivers and swerving all over the road. When I took this photo, the passenger, who was male, got out of the car and chased me into the forest. This driver shouldn't be on the road. Bet he has a massive dick though.
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Sandra 2019-08-18 18:42:54
Very dangerous driver, he almost hit me speeding across a roundabout, he beeped his horn multiple time and followed me to a set of traffic lights where he began to shout some very harsh verbal abuse at me. Guessing his penis is huge.
Very dangerous driver, he almost hit me speeding across a roundabout, he beeped his horn multiple time and followed me to a set of traffic lights where he began to shout some very harsh verbal abuse at me. Guessing his penis is huge.
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Boris 2019-08-18 19:00:45
We’re in the process of recruiting 20,000 more police officers and creating 10,000 more prison spaces in response to this penis. Rest assured we will have the man power and the facilities to bring Big Penis Perry to justice.
We’re in the process of recruiting 20,000 more police officers and creating 10,000 more prison spaces in response to this penis. Rest assured we will have the man power and the facilities to bring Big Penis Perry to justice.
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Thames Valley Police2019-08-18 18:44:08
We are trying our hardest to bring this reckless driver in, however our officers are highly intimidated by taking on a penis of such remarkable magnitude.
We are trying our hardest to bring this reckless driver in, however our officers are highly intimidated by taking on a penis of such remarkable magnitude.
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Big dick BMW driver 19962019-08-18 18:38:59
So this idiot in a mini challenged me to a race being the good sport I am I accepted, after I got completely thrashed I congratulated him as not only could he obnoxiously rev his engine better than me, but his meat rod was considerably larger than my own. My absolute respect goes out to this huge dicked mini driver.
So this idiot in a mini challenged me to a race being the good sport I am I accepted, after I got completely thrashed I congratulated him as not only could he obnoxiously rev his engine better than me, but his meat rod was considerably larger than my own. My absolute respect goes out to this huge dicked mini driver.
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Mandingo 2019-08-18 18:34:27
I had to quit my job after I saw how this fool was driving. Completely reckless, going 70 in 30mph zones, hes a madman and quite clearly has a much larger penis than I do.
I had to quit my job after I saw how this fool was driving. Completely reckless, going 70 in 30mph zones, hes a madman and quite clearly has a much larger penis than I do.
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Thames Valley Police2019-08-18 18:27:30
This driver is now officially on our radar, for your own safety aviod this drive at all costs, his penis is most likely far larger than yours and one of our own officers was put into a coma after seeing the monumental size of this reckless drivers penis.
This driver is now officially on our radar, for your own safety aviod this drive at all costs, his penis is most likely far larger than yours and one of our own officers was put into a coma after seeing the monumental size of this reckless drivers penis.
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God2019-08-18 18:23:33
This was not planned. His penis just kept on growing and now it's too big to control, the more the boy drives the bigger it gets. It can not be stopped.
This was not planned. His penis just kept on growing and now it's too big to control, the more the boy drives the bigger it gets. It can not be stopped.
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Thanos2019-08-18 16:41:00
Now I thought i had a large penis, (14 inches) but when I saw this wannabe boy racer speeding around in his fake John cooper works mini I knew then due to his lack of care for other road users and his need to rev his engine, his penis was by far larger than any I've ever encountered.
Now I thought i had a large penis, (14 inches) but when I saw this wannabe boy racer speeding around in his fake John cooper works mini I knew then due to his lack of care for other road users and his need to rev his engine, his penis was by far larger than any I've ever encountered.
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Alexander Pinfèdör II2019-08-18 16:30:58
Has no regard for the safety of others, saw him rocket past on the M4 towards Reading with his stupidly bright lights, going easily double the speed limit of 70. Building on the previous comment, his penis is more than likely a record breaker. My best guess, 12 inches, and I’m low balling. If you’ll pardon the pun.
Has no regard for the safety of others, saw him rocket past on the M4 towards Reading with his stupidly bright lights, going easily double the speed limit of 70. Building on the previous comment, his penis is more than likely a record breaker. My best guess, 12 inches, and I’m low balling. If you’ll pardon the pun.
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Bruce2019-08-18 16:04:01
Little kid wannabe racer with his car bought with daddy's money. Absolutely belted past me in a 30mph zone with no care to anyone around him. Probably has a huge penis. (At least 10 inches)
Little kid wannabe racer with his car bought with daddy's money. Absolutely belted past me in a 30mph zone with no care to anyone around him. Probably has a huge penis. (At least 10 inches)
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Donald 2019-07-26 15:32:15
Wannabe boy racer who’s got a very small penis by my guess. See him flying down the local high street, a 20mph zone, nearly everyday without fail at about 50 if not more
Wannabe boy racer who’s got a very small penis by my guess. See him flying down the local high street, a 20mph zone, nearly everyday without fail at about 50 if not more
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Brendan 2019-07-19 17:06:59
This little boy racer flew past me on the M3 easily 150 mph then got huge cock out and allowed it to flap in the wind
This little boy racer flew past me on the M3 easily 150 mph then got huge cock out and allowed it to flap in the wind
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Well where do I begin! It was a nice start to our day, we were heading down to Bournemouth with the kids in my 2009 Peugeot 206, out of nowhere we were stunned. Shocked. Flabbergasted. This hairdresser came shooting his way down the A31 towards Linford, his mahoosive winkle hanging out the window for everyone to see... including my kids! My youngest, Theodore, hasn’t stopped crying and I’ve been wet ever since the incident (yes, I’m divorced). That’s my weekend ruined! Hope you’re proud of yourself.
Sincerely,
Disappointed