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Official local mnemonic: Forest and Fens Postal area: Nottingham
Issued: between september 2012 and february 2013 Orange Vauxhall Corsa, manufactured in 2012, first registered on 1 October 2012. Cylinder capacity: 1598cc, CO2 emissions: 178 g/km. As of 8 June 2018 this vehicle had done 41,094 miles. Current estimated odometer reading: 138,000 miles.
Saw this young chap exit the local nando's at very low speeds, then maintained this speed (I would say 5/6 mph) for the next 12 miles, it was only after getting fed up waiting and over took that I noticed why he was going so slowly, he was polishing the purple headed womb ferret while driving, that aside driving was ok.
'Slow and low' is such a shit fad. You bought a car to get places, it's like puncturing the tyres on your bicycle and wondering why it's now slower and harder to pedal.
Plus IT LOOKS SHIT!
I think he's suspension is fucked, needs new springs.