Registration plate
Official local mnemonic: Forest and Fens Postal area: Lincoln
Issued: between march 2016 and august 2016 Blue Skoda Superb, manufactured in 2016, first registered on 1 June 2016. Cylinder capacity: 1968cc, CO2 emissions: 110 g/km. As of 19 June 2019 this vehicle had done 48,365 miles.
1. Tell him I was waiting for that pump.
2. If he responds arrogantly, warn him that I Will use my (much bigger) car and shove his out of the way, likely damaging his car, but not doing much to mine, which is old anyway so I don't really give a toss about a few dents.
3. If he continues to be a smug bastard, slowly move my car to his bumper, then push his car. If he's already started using the pump, I'll wait until it goes to 0 as I'm not paying for his.
Alternatively, to reduce the risk of getting in trouble, just stand by the pump and refuse to let him use it.
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