| Test date | Expiry date | Result | Odometer reading |
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| 2018-03-06 | 2019-03-05 | ✓ Pass | 274,695 |
| 2018-02-27 | - | ✗ Fail | 274,693 |
- Nearside Indicator tell tale inoperative (1.4.A.2a)
- Offside Rear Braking system leaking (3.6.A.1) Dangerous
- Offside Front coil spring broken (2.4.C.1a)
- Brake performance not tested due to leak (3.7.A.1)
- Offside Front Track rod end loose nut slack on threads (2.2.B.1d)
- Nearside Front Suspension arm has excessive play in a ball joint rear arm, inner bush (2.4.G.2)
- Nearside Front Lower Suspension arm has excessive play in a ball joint front arm (2.4.G.2)
- Offside Front Lower Suspension arm has excessive play in a ball joint front arm (2.4.G.2)
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| 2017-02-24 | 2018-02-23 | ✓ Pass | 252,648 |
- Oil leak ()
- exhaust heat shields insecure
- Offside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
- Nearside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit inner and outer edges (4.1.E.1)
- Offside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit inner and outer edges (4.1.E.1)
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| 2017-02-17 | - | ✗ Fail | 252,546 |
- Oil leak ()
- exhaust heat shields insecure
- Offside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
- Nearside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit inner and outer edges (4.1.E.1)
- Offside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit inner and outer edges (4.1.E.1)
- Nearside Indicator tell tale inoperative (1.4.A.2a)
- Nearside Headlamp aim too high (1.8)
- Offside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)
- Nearside Headlamp insecure (1.7.3)
- Nearside Rear Brake pipe inadequately supported (3.6.B.1)
- Offside Rear Brake pipe inadequately supported requires re-routing (3.6.B.1)
- Offside rear brake binding (3.7.B.1)
- Offside Rear coil spring broken (2.4.C.1a)
- Offside Front Front constant velocity joint gaiter damaged to the extent that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt etc (2.5.C.1a)
- Nearside Front Upper Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated resulting in excessive movement rear arm inner bush (2.4.G.2)
- Offside Front Upper Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated resulting in excessive movement rear arm inner bush (2.4.G.2)
- Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)
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| 2016-02-18 | 2017-02-19 | ✓ Pass | 236,117 |
- Offside Obligatory mirror damaged, but not seriously affecting the rear view (8.1.2a)
- Nearside Front Lower Suspension arm has slight play in a ball joint front arm (2.4.G.2)
- Offside Front Lower Suspension arm has slight play in a ball joint front arm (2.4.G.2)
- Rear Brake pad(s) wearing thin (3.5.1g)
- both rear tyres cracking but no cords or ply showing
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| 2015-02-20 | 2016-02-19 | ✓ Pass | 217,707 |
- Nearside Front Brake pad(s) wearing thin (3.5.1g)
- Nearside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
- brake light indicator warning light on
- nearside indicator tell tale not working
- offside front tyre cut
- both rear tyres cracking in tread but no cords or ply showing
|
| 2015-02-19 | - | ✗ Fail | 217,663 |
- Nearside Front Brake pad(s) wearing thin (3.5.1g)
- Nearside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
- brake light indicator warning light on
- nearside indicator tell tale not working
- offside front tyre cut
- both rear tyres cracking in tread but no cords or ply showing
- Offside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)
- Offside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
- Offside Rear Shock absorber has a serious fluid leak (2.7.3)
- Centre Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)
- Offside Lower Front suspension ball joint dust cover excessively deteriorated so that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (2.4.G.2)
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| 2014-02-20 | 2015-02-19 | ✓ Pass | 197,112 |
- Rear brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (3.5.1i)
- Offside Outer Front constant velocity joint gaiter deteriorated, but preventing the ingress of dirt (2.5.C.1a)
- Nail in offside rear tyre
- both rear tyres cracking but no cords or ply showing
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| 2014-02-17 | - | ✗ Fail | 197,070 |
- Rear brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (3.5.1i)
- Offside Outer Front constant velocity joint gaiter deteriorated, but preventing the ingress of dirt (2.5.C.1a)
- exhaust heat shield insecure
- Nail in offside rear tyre
- both rear tyres cracking but no cords or ply showing
- Offside Front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
- Offside Lower Front suspension ball joint dust cover excessively deteriorated so that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (2.4.G.2)
- Nearside Front Brake hose excessively damaged (3.6.B.4d)
- Nearside Front Tyre has ply or cords exposed (4.1.D.1b)
- Nearside Front Lower Anti-roll bar linkage has excessive play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)
- Offside Front Macpherson strut insecure (2.4.G.1)
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| 2013-02-15 | 2014-02-14 | ✓ Pass | 184,470 |
| 2013-02-11 | - | ✗ Fail | 184,465 |
- rear brakes out of balance 28%
- Offside Rear position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)
- Rear registration plate character(s) likely to be misread (6.3.4b)
- Nearside Outer Front constant velocity joint gaiter damaged to the extent that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt etc (2.5.C.1a)
- Offside Outer Front constant velocity joint gaiter damaged to the extent that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt etc (2.5.C.1a)
- Offside Front Upper Suspension arm ball joint dust cover excessively deteriorated so that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (2.4.G.2)
- Nearside Front Brake hose excessively deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)
- Offside Front Brake hose excessively deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)
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| 2011-10-28 | 2012-10-28 | ✓ Pass | 172,957 |
- Nearside Front constant velocity joint gaiter deteriorated (2.5.C.1a)
- Offside Front Anti-roll bar linkage has slight play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)
- Nearside Front Brake hose slightly deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)
- Offside Front Brake hose slightly deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)
- Nearside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
- both front brake discs worn
- brake warning light staying on
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| 2011-10-26 | - | ✗ Fail | 172,907 |
- Nearside Front constant velocity joint gaiter deteriorated (2.5.C.1a)
- Offside Front Anti-roll bar linkage has slight play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)
- Nearside Front Brake hose slightly deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)
- Offside Front Brake hose slightly deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)
- Nearside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
- both front brake discs worn
- brake warning light staying on
- Hazard warning switch faulty (1.4.B.1d)
- Offside Front Front constant velocity joint gaiter split (2.5.C.1a)
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| 2010-10-14 | 2011-10-28 | ✓ Pass | 156,016 |
- Nail in offside rear tyre
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| 2009-10-13 | 2010-10-28 | ✓ Pass | 140,532 |
| 2008-10-15 | 2009-10-28 | ✓ Pass | 133,097 |
- Offside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
|
| 2007-10-29 | 2008-10-28 | ✓ Pass | 125,958 |
- Nearside Front constant velocity joint gaiter deteriorated (2.5.C.1a)
- Offside Front constant velocity joint gaiter deteriorated (2.5.C.1a)
- rear brake imbalance 27%
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| 2006-10-18 | 2007-10-17 | ✓ Pass | 110,687 |
| 2006-10-13 | - | ✗ Fail | 110,687 |
- Nearside Front Front constant velocity joint gaiter split (2.5.C.1a)
- Nearside Front Front suspension has excessive play in a lower suspension ball joint (2.5.B.1a)
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Official local mnemonic: Forest and Fens
Speed limit is only a recommendation to this absolute fleebag and anything other than his wannabe crusty Audi serves only as a blockage to his future career as the stig. If you ride a bicycle or are partial to walking on quiet country roads on a summer day watch out for this japs eye or be prepared to be met with a heap of abuse.