Registration plate GW55LRL
Official local mnemonic: Garden of England
Postal area: Brighton
Issued: between september 2005 and february 2006
Silver Honda, manufactured in 2006, first registered on 1 January 2006. Cylinder capacity: 1339cc, CO2 emissions: 137 g/km.
✗ Untaxed Tax due: 1 December 2023
✗ No MOT Expired: 27 February 2024

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GW55 LRL 2024-02-06 11:43:20

Hey peeps,

Just busted outta the slammer and I'm all set for a solid sesh!

Got me a van now im ready 2 hit the streets, scope out some tarmac, check out some gardens, and maybe even do a bit of fly tipping on the down low.

I'm sorta hetero dude who's into gettin' it on with other guys when the wifey ain't peepin'.
Got a modest package (3 inche banger), but it gets the job done, ya feel?
Cleaned up all my health biz.
No more group activities with the folks—mom and pops ain't down for threesomes now as they just had legs cut off.
Wifey's all about the wild times with dudes, chicks, and even animals.
She's cool just watchin' if that's your vibe.
Must bring chewin baccy, a can of tenants and pork pies for the misses n she will finger ur bum while I unload me 3 incher inside ya.
Special offers this week are:
BJ either way for £5
Anal either way for £10
Fisting is free
I have a massive hole that can take 3 water melons or 16 tennis balls.
I can shoot my load in your ass, eye, hair or mouth.
You no the drill ladz, call me on 07907 485659.

If eye not answer u can find me at the back of lordy nelson shaggin some guy or 2.
Feel me init?

Wat ya waitin 4???

Cash is king init £££££

Wot u waitin 4?
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GW55 LRL 2024-02-05 17:00:32

Looks like someone forgot to tax their little Jizzjazz
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GW55 LRL 2024-02-06 00:48:33

According to DVLA you don’t need to pay tax for mobility scooters. Well a Honda Jazz And a mobility scooter is basically the same thing.

You do not need to pay vehicle tax if your vehicle is registered with DVLA as a mobility scooter or powered wheelchair
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GW55 LRL 2024-02-05 23:03:38

There's a cock for every occasion.

Not Germy of course, his is so small he couldn't penetrate a hole in piece of paper.
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GW55 LRL 2024-02-05 22:35:56

I do want some cock, but sadly I’m too fat too get any
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GW55 LRL 2024-02-05 22:09:37

Doris hasn't had any for a LOOOOOONG time.

Ironic really, talking about jizz.
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GW55 LRL 2024-02-05 21:31:31

Sorry Doris I apologize, it’s a not Honda Jizzjazz, it’s a Honda Jizz
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GW55 LRL 2024-02-05 20:30:03

Never call it that again
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