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Official local mnemonic: Milton Keynes Postal area: Northampton
Issued: between september 2013 and february 2014 Blue Seat Leon, manufactured in 2013, first registered on 1 December 2013. Cylinder capacity: 1598cc, CO2 emissions: 99 g/km. As of 17 July 2018 this vehicle had done 72,267 miles. Current estimated odometer reading: 138,400 miles.
Where do I start with this one?
Well, let me wind back the clock to a week previously to this the week of my Daughters wedding.
I had just returned from my weekly game of strip monopoly including some of the local bishops and windows cleaners. I was £100 up so was on cloud 9 as you could imagine. I returned home to find that my freshly jet washed drive that is over 9m long and has room for many cattle was had a stray and unidentified vehicle on it. This Pe*** with his attempt of a beard that looked like he'd just auditioned to be an extra on Lord of the Rings, was inside my house drinking out of my favourite tractor mug in my favourite dressing gown on my favourite chair emptying my beloved "Alan Carr Chatty man" out of my TV planner. I was furious, it included the Red nose day special which has no planned re runs as ITV informed me!!! And just to add insult this was my Daughters and new son in laws wedding present from me. There was no better way to chew the fat than to watch this. What am I Going to do now? Anyway, I'm not stuck watching country life with that insufferable oath. Thank you Mr Seat driver thank you very much!
Where do I start with this one?
Well, let me wind back the clock to a week previously to this the week of my Daughters wedding.
I had just returned from my weekly game of strip monopoly including some of the local bishops and windows cleaners. I was £100 up so was on cloud 9 as you could imagine. I returned home to find that my freshly jet washed drive that is over 9m long and has room for many cattle was had a stray and unidentified vehicle on it. This Pe*** with his attempt of a beard that looked like he'd just auditioned to be an extra on Lord of the Rings, was inside my house drinking out of my favourite tractor mug in my favourite dressing gown on my favourite chair emptying my beloved "Alan Carr Chatty man" out of my TV planner. I was furious, it included the Red nose day special which has no planned re runs as ITV informed me!!! And just to add insult this was my Daughters and new son in laws wedding present from me. There was no better way to chew the fat than to watch this. What am I Going to do now? Anyway, I'm not stuck watching country life with that insufferable oath. Thank you Mr Seat driver thank you very much!