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Black Bmw, manufactured in 2008, first registered on 1 September 2008. Cylinder capacity: 2993cc, CO2 emissions: 216 g/km.
Black Bmw, manufactured in 2008, first registered on 1 September 2008. Cylinder capacity: 2993cc, CO2 emissions: 216 g/km.✗ Untaxed Tax due: 1 January 2023
✗ No MOT Expired: 19 December 2022
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M9 UDM
Alex Gardiner 2022-04-26 11:56:20
Saw him using a flocked Vikan brush when it was inappropriate to do so. Avoid
Saw him using a flocked Vikan brush when it was inappropriate to do so. Avoid
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Madonna2022-04-25 17:21:12
I once spent a magical night with him back in the late 90s, he was an utter gent and a very gentle lover. It's terrible to see how far he has fallen.
I once spent a magical night with him back in the late 90s, he was an utter gent and a very gentle lover. It's terrible to see how far he has fallen.
M9 UDM
Total ass2022-04-23 13:08:01
He flipped me off for nothing at the time he was drunk and being an ass
He flipped me off for nothing at the time he was drunk and being an ass
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Ethan Forbes2022-04-20 14:09:12
He thumped me and my buddy Les Stroud when we were holidaying in Dartmouth. Avoid
He thumped me and my buddy Les Stroud when we were holidaying in Dartmouth. Avoid
M9 UDM
Josh Joshua2022-04-20 14:08:26
Made horrible comments about my mother, to my face, from the window of his BMW.
He's never even met her!
Made horrible comments about my mother, to my face, from the window of his BMW.
He's never even met her!
M9 UDM
Stacey Solomon2022-04-19 15:46:38
Saw this guy on a speed awareness course. He stole my BIC pen and then flicked the v's at the tutor as he was doing doughnuts in the carpark.
don't know why he bothered attending, probably didn't learn anything.
avoid.
Saw this guy on a speed awareness course. He stole my BIC pen and then flicked the v's at the tutor as he was doing doughnuts in the carpark.
don't know why he bothered attending, probably didn't learn anything.
avoid.
M9 UDM
Harry Ramsdale2022-04-19 15:37:34
Seen the driver of this car legging it down my street dressed as what I can only describe as a super hero costume, as he got closer to me I asked him "excuse me, do you mind if I ask you what this is all about?" he ignored me and with further investigating I can now disclose it was the infamous Sudocrem Bandit. If this man asks you "Sore botty?" say NO!
Seen the driver of this car legging it down my street dressed as what I can only describe as a super hero costume, as he got closer to me I asked him "excuse me, do you mind if I ask you what this is all about?" he ignored me and with further investigating I can now disclose it was the infamous Sudocrem Bandit. If this man asks you "Sore botty?" say NO!
M9 UDM
Buck Nekkid2022-04-19 15:32:08
Once saw him poke his finger into his belly button, sniffed his finger and then said "Smells like a bum".
Once saw him poke his finger into his belly button, sniffed his finger and then said "Smells like a bum".
M9 UDM
Paul Burman 2022-04-19 15:29:59
Struck a sheep doing 37 and obliterated it without even flinching. When questioned about why he didn't slow down he responded 'It was my right of way'
Struck a sheep doing 37 and obliterated it without even flinching. When questioned about why he didn't slow down he responded 'It was my right of way'
M9 UDM
Sian Hard2022-04-19 15:32:05
If it is the same bloke, I saw him do something similar, but he was out jogging. Not even in his car.
If it is the same bloke, I saw him do something similar, but he was out jogging. Not even in his car.
M9 UDM
Kill John Un2022-04-19 15:25:05
Saw this guy driving wrecklessly with a pallet of Kimchi hanging out of his boot.
Noodles everywhere and requested I Whatsapp customer service if I have a complaint.
Saw this guy driving wrecklessly with a pallet of Kimchi hanging out of his boot.
Noodles everywhere and requested I Whatsapp customer service if I have a complaint.
M9 UDM
Daniel Bedingfield 2022-04-19 15:23:42
Struck my sister with his wing mirror and only got three points. Avoid
Struck my sister with his wing mirror and only got three points. Avoid
M9 UDM
Lush nips2022-04-19 15:21:47
Saw this guy in Lego Land by himself, its a bit weird that isn't it
Saw this guy in Lego Land by himself, its a bit weird that isn't it
M9 UDM
Ade2022-04-19 15:21:45
Drives round like hes the big man (saying that he is a big man, fat like) 100% dodgy like
Drives round like hes the big man (saying that he is a big man, fat like) 100% dodgy like
M9 UDM
Sizeable cum2022-04-19 15:18:10
This guy wallows in the river by my house, calls himself the Loch Mess Monster
This guy wallows in the river by my house, calls himself the Loch Mess Monster
M9 UDM
DVLA2022-04-19 15:14:25
Hi Guys,
If anyone is interested, the UDM stands for Ultimate Dick Muncher.
Cheers,
Hi Guys,
If anyone is interested, the UDM stands for Ultimate Dick Muncher.
Cheers,
M9 UDM
Bo N. Herr2022-04-19 15:11:47
When I was a young lad, my grandad sat me down and gave me one single important piece of advice.
"Never trust a man who takes his lunch between 2:30-3:30pm"
When I was a young lad, my grandad sat me down and gave me one single important piece of advice.
"Never trust a man who takes his lunch between 2:30-3:30pm"
M9 UDM
Schlong John Silver2022-04-19 15:11:04
Was deeply sad when I saw this thread. This man used to be an upstanding member of the Turbo21 squad.
Fame obviously got the better of him. Great power and all that.
Was deeply sad when I saw this thread. This man used to be an upstanding member of the Turbo21 squad.
Fame obviously got the better of him. Great power and all that.
M9 UDM
Bilbo Baggins2022-04-19 15:10:54
Asked for his help with something and he responded 'I'll show you one ring now...' before exposing himself.
Asked for his help with something and he responded 'I'll show you one ring now...' before exposing himself.
M9 UDM
Thelma Tocksbury 2022-04-19 15:05:15
Punched my Mrs' after I told him that Mint Choc Chip is for children.
Punched my Mrs' after I told him that Mint Choc Chip is for children.
M9 UDM
Nigel Mclongmember 2022-04-19 15:03:44
Saw this guy listening to dog noises in his car (he bums dogs)
Saw this guy listening to dog noises in his car (he bums dogs)
M9 UDM
Mary Winklebottom 2022-04-19 15:01:49
WTH this guys pulled up next to me, wound down his window and said “want me to help Pump your box” then pointed at his crotch, drove off blasting Nik Kershaw.
WTH this guys pulled up next to me, wound down his window and said “want me to help Pump your box” then pointed at his crotch, drove off blasting Nik Kershaw.
M9 UDM
Philippa Forrester2022-04-19 14:57:13
AVOID AVOID AVOID!
Wolf whistled me in the carpark of the BBC circa '94 and claimed Dave Chapmans colleague Otis the Aardvark was "Just a puppet" and that "An Aardvark was a nocturnal mammal anyway and therefore would not even be awake for morning breakfast on CBBC let alone have the capability of introducing 'Around the Twist'."
AVOID AVOID AVOID!
Wolf whistled me in the carpark of the BBC circa '94 and claimed Dave Chapmans colleague Otis the Aardvark was "Just a puppet" and that "An Aardvark was a nocturnal mammal anyway and therefore would not even be awake for morning breakfast on CBBC let alone have the capability of introducing 'Around the Twist'."
M9 UDM
Karl Smarks2022-04-19 14:50:28
Loooool can not belive this guys is plastered all over here, genuinely a lunatic.
He ran over and killed my Alsatian puppy and when I questioned him about it, he asked for my returns number?? WTF like? He then said he can't help if I don't have one.
Loooool can not belive this guys is plastered all over here, genuinely a lunatic.
He ran over and killed my Alsatian puppy and when I questioned him about it, he asked for my returns number?? WTF like? He then said he can't help if I don't have one.
M9 UDM
Colin Kaepernick2022-04-19 14:46:52
I met this guy at my book signing, he said I was the third best kneel after Armstrong and Young, cheeky sod can’t even kneel himself
I met this guy at my book signing, he said I was the third best kneel after Armstrong and Young, cheeky sod can’t even kneel himself
M9 UDM
Unclewarmfingers2022-04-19 14:46:20
@sianhard Omg I know right! Its literally 2-3 kids at a push these days?
@sianhard Omg I know right! Its literally 2-3 kids at a push these days?
M9 UDM
Sian Hard2022-04-19 14:45:23
LOl @unclewarmfingers told you about this driver. Never keeps to the limit.
LOl @unclewarmfingers told you about this driver. Never keeps to the limit.
M9 UDM
Crag Wrightoff2022-04-19 14:35:15
I have valeted this suspects black vehicle and the scent was similar to Amsterdams favourite district. Could be a coincidence I guess.
I have valeted this suspects black vehicle and the scent was similar to Amsterdams favourite district. Could be a coincidence I guess.
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Jim Schlupp 2022-04-19 14:32:35
I bought his last car off him, I don't want to be coarse but I wouldn't shine a UV light inside his current vehicle. Gruesome.
I bought his last car off him, I don't want to be coarse but I wouldn't shine a UV light inside his current vehicle. Gruesome.
M9 UDM
Eloise Antonazzi2022-04-19 14:12:30
Just noticed 6 young girls out of his 5-seater, very suspect.
Just noticed 6 young girls out of his 5-seater, very suspect.
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