Registration plate
Official local mnemonic: Manchester and Merseyside Postal area: Manchester
Issued: between march 2016 and august 2016 White Kia Ceed, manufactured in 2016, first registered on 1 March 2016. Cylinder capacity: 1591cc, CO2 emissions: 170 g/km. As of 13 March 2019 this vehicle had done 38,949 miles.
Recently I attended a protest upon setting rid of all diesel cars. The drivers this vechile decided to start revving his Kia ceed constantly to covet the noises of our protest. Not only is this pathetic but he also didn’t even know his own vehicle was actually a petrol car anyway. To his own expense as he tried to pull off his car suddenly filled the area with smoke due to him adding windscreen wash into the oil well. He blamed it on the pop and bang but clearly he was embarrassed. If I was him I’d be more embarrassed about the fact he was black but had white elbows and knees due to dry skin. Future reference please purchase some palmers cream or if that doesn’t work get some aqueous cream.
As everyone can see below this driver really is poor. We have been trying to locate him without success. Fortunately tonight I saw something really odd. The car was parked in south Manchester entirely covered in doughnuts. Ironic, given that the driver is a doughnut. However, this points to him being an advert for or working for a doughnut company. I will be attending crispy Cream tomorrow to locate him.
I have seen this white Kia outside club Liv. The owners appears to have acquired what he tells everyone is a “pop and bang” remap. Sadly the “pop and bang” can’t be heard so the driver hangs out the window shouting to everyone that he has a pop and bang. I’m not sure it has worked.
I regularly attend sale water park to go sailing. I have seen this driver, a number of times, acting very aggressively whilst getting an ice cream. He always seems to have a young blonde girl with him and they often have the seats totally reclined and the windows steamed up. Without fail, he speeds off in an erratic manner which endangers children in the area. Yob!
I have seen this car outside Ann Summers in deansgate. The drive was very inconsiderate. He parked on the pedestrian crossing. I challenged him and he started shouting very loudly. He said “how the fuck am I meant to load my dildos and gimp masks without parking here”. Shocking.
This driver is actually a total moron. I cannot believe some of the risks he took. I was in Manchester and saw him visibly go through an Amber light. I could not believe what I had seen. he actually went though the light on Amber. Then I saw him later parked on a pavement collecting a dart board. When I asked him why he went though an amber light and parked on a pavement he became aggressive and got out the car. He appeared to have on a velvet tracksuit. He said "what do you think this is" and then drove off. Total chav!
Recently I attended a protest upon setting rid of all diesel cars. The drivers this vechile decided to start revving his Kia ceed constantly to covet the noises of our protest. Not only is this pathetic but he also didn’t even know his own vehicle was actually a petrol car anyway. To his own expense as he tried to pull off his car suddenly filled the area with smoke due to him adding windscreen wash into the oil well. He blamed it on the pop and bang but clearly he was embarrassed. If I was him I’d be more embarrassed about the fact he was black but had white elbows and knees due to dry skin. Future reference please purchase some palmers cream or if that doesn’t work get some aqueous cream.