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Official local mnemonic: North Postal area: Stockton
Issued: between march 2017 and august 2017 Blue Volkswagen, manufactured in 2017, first registered on 1 May 2017. Cylinder capacity: 1984cc, CO2 emissions: 163 g/km.
Oh, here we go again—another clueless cheapskate with a rusty tin can on wheels who thinks they’re outsmarting the system. Instead of forking out a few quid for a proper car park ticket at the train station like a functional human being, they decide to dump their clapped-out jalopy in a residential street, blocking driveways like they own the damn road.
Mate, your shitheap with mismatched panels and an exhaust louder than a jet engine isn’t some luxury ride that deserves "special treatment." You’re not some street-parking mastermind—you’re just tight. You had the cash to fill it with petrol (probably just £5 at a time like a true menace), but paying for parking? Oh no, that’s a step too far.
Meanwhile, the actual residents who pay council tax and don’t live life like a tight-fisted goblin now have to play Tetris just to get their own cars out. And don’t get me started on the absolute disaster zone you leave when you come back—squeezing into your beater with zero spatial awareness, taking seven attempts to reverse out while revving the poor engine like it’s got anything left to give. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.
Honestly, if your car is so worthless that you can’t justify the cost of a parking ticket, maybe it’s time to stop driving altogether. Or better yet, if you can afford a train ticket, you can afford £3 to not be a selfish prat.
Just saw this absolute genius parked up, casually chucking five cigarette butts out the window like the world is his personal ashtray. No attempt to clean them up, just pure laziness. Some people have zero respect. 🚬🚮 #Litterbug #SomePeople 🤦♀️
Absolutely diabolical driving from the complete idiot behind the wheel of this awful car. Round blind bends in the wrong side of the road, indication left and turning right. Hand your licence in you idiot
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Ah, the classic blue chav car. You know, the one with more stickers than horsepower. It looks like it was built in a factory of questionable life choices, with a paint job that's only there to distract from the fact that it’s running on fumes and the dreams of better days. If it had a sound system that matched the engine, you’d think it was just a bass drop away from falling apart. But hey, at least it's got the tinted windows so no one can see you cringe when you park.
I had the misfortune of encountering what can only be described as the crown jewel of bad taste on wheels. This so-called "car" – a with a half-peeled Monster Energy sticker – was piloted by someone who apparently mistook the one way narrow street the Nürburgring.
The exhaust? Louder than a jet engine but more obnoxious. It didn't "roar" so much as it coughed and spluttered like a heavy smoker after running up the stairs. The wheels, wrapped in questionably legal tires, were so stretched they looked like rubber bands ready to snap.
As for the driver: hoodie up, seat practically horizontal, cigarette dangling precariously from their lips. They revved at every red light like they were trying to summon some ancient automotive demon.
Their driving? A masterclass in recklessness. Indicators seemed to be a foreign concept, and the "speed limit" was just a polite suggestion, evidently. The pièce de résistance was their attempt to overtake a bus on a narrow road, nearly sending a cyclist into the hedge.
If you’re looking for a lesson in how NOT to drive or modify a car, look no further.
Zebra crossings clearly mean absolutely nothing to the idiot in this blue car, a complete muppet behind the wheel and a disaster waiting to happen. Their reckless disregard for basic traffic rules is a miracle they haven’t caused serious harm already. This person has no business being on the road and is an accident or worse waiting to happen
Who on earth gave this menace a license? I feel compelled to share my experience with this reckless driver to warn others about their appalling and downright dangerous behavior on the road.
This individual, driving a blue car (clearly trying to be flashy but failing miserably), overtook me on a blind bend, showing no regard for the safety of anyone else on the road. To make matters worse, my dash cam caught them speeding well beyond the limit and using their phone while driving—a blatant disregard for traffic laws and basic common sense.
Their behavior isn’t just careless; it’s a disaster waiting to happen. Such recklessness made me feel incredibly uneasy and highlights a complete lack of respect for other road users. This driver’s actions are not just irresponsible—they’re life-threatening.
If this is how they drive, they should not be behind the wheel of a car. It’s only a matter of time before their recklessness causes real harm.
Oh, here we go again—another clueless cheapskate with a rusty tin can on wheels who thinks they’re outsmarting the system. Instead of forking out a few quid for a proper car park ticket at the train station like a functional human being, they decide to dump their clapped-out jalopy in a residential street, blocking driveways like they own the damn road.
Mate, your shitheap with mismatched panels and an exhaust louder than a jet engine isn’t some luxury ride that deserves "special treatment." You’re not some street-parking mastermind—you’re just tight. You had the cash to fill it with petrol (probably just £5 at a time like a true menace), but paying for parking? Oh no, that’s a step too far.
Meanwhile, the actual residents who pay council tax and don’t live life like a tight-fisted goblin now have to play Tetris just to get their own cars out. And don’t get me started on the absolute disaster zone you leave when you come back—squeezing into your beater with zero spatial awareness, taking seven attempts to reverse out while revving the poor engine like it’s got anything left to give. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.
Honestly, if your car is so worthless that you can’t justify the cost of a parking ticket, maybe it’s time to stop driving altogether. Or better yet, if you can afford a train ticket, you can afford £3 to not be a selfish prat.
Sort it out.