My family & I were having a rather fantastic time at Aberdovey beach, treating the local wildlife to some delicious Nik Naks. All of a sudden, this complete maniac steps out from behind a small hut & begins to tell us all off while insulting the seagulls, who no doubt could hear every word of his slander.
We drove off, fearful off his smelly attitude. While driving, he appeared behind us & looked absolutely furious for some reason. He flashed his lights at us and begin swerving around very foolishly. He then overtook us very recklessly, & we are not sure where he is now.
No idea what this idiots problem is with the gulls, but he needs to sort out his attitude & his driving.
I heard that this guy was exposing himself on he beach one day, and a gull came and pecked at his wrinkled penis thinking it was the scrag end of a manky saveloy. He's hated them ever since.
My family & I were having a rather fantastic time at Aberdovey beach, treating the local wildlife to some delicious Nik Naks. All of a sudden, this complete maniac steps out from behind a small hut & begins to tell us all off while insulting the seagulls, who no doubt could hear every word of his slander.
We drove off, fearful off his smelly attitude. While driving, he appeared behind us & looked absolutely furious for some reason. He flashed his lights at us and begin swerving around very foolishly. He then overtook us very recklessly, & we are not sure where he is now.
No idea what this idiots problem is with the gulls, but he needs to sort out his attitude & his driving.