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Preston
Postal area: Preston
Issued: between september 2001 and february 2002
Blue Isuzu, manufactured in 2001, first registered on 1 September 2001. Cylinder capacity: 2999cc.
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✗ No MOT Expired: 18 March 2019
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Hi everyone. Mike Ocksmall here. I'm the driver who instigated this little skirmish. I just thought you all should know that the reason I'm such a violent, impatient twat is that my penis is horrifyingly tiny and causes me to lash out at the world in frustration. In fact it's so microscopic that nanoscientists from London University regularly use it to calibrate their tunneling electron microscopes. They say it's ideal because there's nothing else that exists in nature that can make an atom look big by comparison. Then they point at me and laugh. And that makes me all angry and stuff. And that's why I feel the need to take my virginity out on random cyclists. Because my penis is so astonishingly, infinitesimally small.
Also, I rape livestock.