I’d imagine there’s enough turd coming from your mouth, on a more serious note (speaking of turd) what kind of salubrious area puts the soil pipe on the front of the buildings.
Parked like an absolute twunt causing a pinch point. Then had the fooockin audacity to discard your late night McDonalds on the pavement when leaving. Woke me at 3am on the Saturday morning..17 October 2026 Seaton Road.
You realise there's a turd in Saturday... there'll be a fresh one curled down on your windscreen if I see your bloody car again .