My car was parked in my garage, still managed to somehow crash into it.
Remains of Seminal Fluids were found at the crash. If you see this man, shoot him
he has 200 iphone 12, 50 airpods, 2 ferraris and 100 iphone 13s. His fifa ultimate team rating is gold and has 5000 chemistry. Bros got benzema on the back. cold.
As a representative from the British Government, I therefore declare the driver of this untaxed vehicle, as exempt from his driving license, and the country, as his driving has posed a threat to national security.
He is known as the famous "willy fiddler", he is known for constantly "fiddling" peoples flaccid willies, he has recently emigrated to United Kingdom, in a truck, alongside chinese immigrants, please let us know if you find any information about him
If you see this driver please report it to the nearest police station. we have put out a warrant for his arrest following the discovery of an underground child trafficking ring with the information that he was the ringleader. If you see hum to not approach and report it immediately. He is facing multiple charges such as Armed robbery, Second degree murder, Disorderly conduct, E.T.C.
i saw him doing his first shahadah at cod and fry.