Cheap tacky little Evoque pretending it's a premium SUV.
Could understand if it was a proper Range like a vogue or an expensive motor.
No matter how tight the bays, this is clearly a complete, selfish little person who deserves every bit of vandalism done to their wannbee car. Park properly or rightfully accept any comeuppance.
Dicks park like this to stop there cars being damaged by other cars parking to close. A good way to teach them not to do it is to run a key down both sides of the car then leave a note on the windscreen explaning that there car was only damaged due to them parking like a cockend.
How dare you post a picture of my car on the internet you pervert, take this down straight away!
My car is worth several times the value of all those around it therefore it's abundantly obvious to anyone with half a brain as to why I deserve two parking spaces.
Typical trash that would eat in a McDonald's.
Council estate trash.