Came up behind me at 2AM on the M4 with his lights off and dog on his lap. No shirt on and it was freezing. Tailgated me for ten miles whilst smashing his horn. Hoped the police would show and pull over this coke head. No luck though.
This fatty was seen driving with a towel around his shoulders whilst suffering from hypothermia and sunstroke. He almost ploughed over my grandmother at a pedestrian crossing as he was distracted by the sight of young boys crossing the road.
Great cruise on the motorway, slow and careful driver. Very good looking also