Piss off there's absolutely nothing wrong with what this driver has done. In fact I would prefer if everyone who finds themselves in the wrong lane did this.
Report it as abandoned. I'm no legal expect but to my understanding no law is being broken UNLESS the car is abandoned or deemed to be causing an obstruction of some sort, including obstructing someone from getting off their own drive.
Dirty dogging slut driver of this 307 getting nailed both ends by 2 truckers on her car bonnet at Pegwell Bay car park.
Not complaining, just saying ;)
Should applaud him.