BJ64 XXHWorker at your local maccies 2021-10-08 19:04:58
This specimen of a human/elephant took my breath away. Literally. As he accidentally brushed passed me, I guess that's the beauty of weighing 462 stones. Anyway I was walking down a street when a pedistrian pulled a knife out on me but this quick witted hippo of a man took what looked to be a sports bra off his body and said to the pedestrian, ' hey handsome, wanna feel my rolls?' This quickly took the attention of the pedestrian and ultimately saved my life. I thanked him by paying him money for saving my life but all he wanted was a triple fish fillet from mcdonalds and a new sports bra.
This specimen of a human/elephant took my breath away. Literally. As he accidentally brushed passed me, I guess that's the beauty of weighing 462 stones. Anyway I was walking down a street when a pedistrian pulled a knife out on me but this quick witted hippo of a man took what looked to be a sports bra off his body and said to the pedestrian, ' hey handsome, wanna feel my rolls?' This quickly took the attention of the pedestrian and ultimately saved my life. I thanked him by paying him money for saving my life but all he wanted was a triple fish fillet from mcdonalds and a new sports bra.