If you're going to turn across an oncoming car at traffic lights, at least get on with it. Don't do what this moron did; start turning slowly and then needlessly stop halfway across as I'm nearly on top of him, thus blocking my exit and leaving us both stranded in the middle of the junction. Oh, and diddums that you didn't appreciate the horn, but in fairness, I don't much appreciate blind people in old Mercs stopping in front of me for no reason!
Speeding like a loony on the A580 Astley. Congested traffic. Stupid cow just ended up waiting longer at each red light.