BJ64 XXHWorker at your local maccies 2021-10-08 19:04:58
This specimen of a human/elephant took my breath away. Literally. As he accidentally brushed passed me, I guess that's the beauty of weighing 462 stones. Anyway I was walking down a street when a pedistrian pulled a knife out on me but this quick witted hippo of a man took what looked to be a sports bra off his body and said to the pedestrian, ' hey handsome, wanna feel my rolls?' This quickly took the attention of the pedestrian and ultimately saved my life. I thanked him by paying him money for saving my life but all he wanted was a triple fish fillet from mcdonalds and a new sports bra.
Thinks he owns lane 4 of the M42. I moved out into it 200 yards ahead of this white Tesla Model T. The driver tried to burn my retinas or cause an epileptic fit but rapidly driving up behind me and flashing his headlights. Clearly wasting his precious green energy electric fuel. He slowly calmed down but as I progressed throught he traffic moving over he remained in lane 4 holding up traffic beihind him. I later joined the M40 and he gesticulated that he had a camera. Well I did nothing wrong Tosla. Maybe you should learn anger management, lane control and use your mirrors.
This specimen of a human/elephant took my breath away. Literally. As he accidentally brushed passed me, I guess that's the beauty of weighing 462 stones. Anyway I was walking down a street when a pedistrian pulled a knife out on me but this quick witted hippo of a man took what looked to be a sports bra off his body and said to the pedestrian, ' hey handsome, wanna feel my rolls?' This quickly took the attention of the pedestrian and ultimately saved my life. I thanked him by paying him money for saving my life but all he wanted was a triple fish fillet from mcdonalds and a new sports bra.