Parked along side my BMW so close you wouldn't believe.
You didn't have the balls to come and speak to me first did you, you are very very lucky that day I didn't know which caravan you were staying in, as I'd of come and kicked the living shit out of you.
This cunt thought he was clever parking so close that no access could be gained to the O/S of my car.
Didn't even have a residence permit, unlike myself who own property which the spaces were designed for.
As the other poster said, another day and I'd have smacked all your teeth out over the carpark
Caught fly tipping in Epping Forest, bags turned out to be full of kittens