This dirty son of a bitch nearly ran me and my family off the side of a bridge. He was wanking while he was driving. He wasn't paying any attention to where he was going because he was wanking so hard and vigorously. It was sick! My small children seen his tiny wank since he had the doors wide open. Looked like a goddamn butterfly driving down the road. Get this guy of the road before he kills someone or an entire family!
He was willing in his lambo- oh wait.
Dayum...
Wrong guy