Alreeght peeps?
Gotta crimbo special this week init.
I can blow u 4 a fiver.
U can fist me shitter 4 10 notes.
Bum fun is still only £7.50 either way.
If u want me skanky crack addict bird 2 watch she will for a bag of pork scratchings, cider and a scratchie card.
Aint proud, will let any1 dump their load in me or eye can cum up ur fartbox or in ur gob.
Eye ave a large anus and can accommodate upto 6 water melons or 33 lemons.
Eye ave 3 inches of meat to poke ur hole wiv init.
Best banger in town.
If after a 3some let me no as me ma is always up for a good time init.
Call me 07907 485659.
Ave it ladz xmas is cumming..
Drove down a foot path after accessing a house guessing the are too lazy to move their asses when unloading/loading so the drive down a footpath to get nearer to the house. Didn’t even have hazard lights drove like it was a road
Driver thought it was funny to keep slamming on the breaks on the South circular this morning all while it was raining And swerving in and out like it was funny!! Could have been half cut drunk for all we know he was a acting like a complete tosser and as a worker for AST i would not want a scum bag like him putting any security cameras in my house!!! Maybe they should re think there workers as this one is just a complete prick with no idea how to drive just completely watless!!
had to change from scottish bus boy to ohtlover because of imposters