There is no way you parked on a crossing, facing the complete other direction to every single car in the car park and still thought "Yep, good job well done that". Nowhere near a space.
The middle lane on a motorway is for you to overtake slower moving vehicles in the left lane. It is not for you to trundle along at the exact same speed as the cars on the left, preventing them from overtaking the HGV.
Half an hour later I was passed by the same idiot, again still in the middle lane despite nobody being ahead or behind me. Just likes to sit in the middle lane at 60 - 65mph. Idiot. Did not leave the middle lane at all for the rest of the time I saw him.
Unsafe driving