This driver's parking skills make me want to tear my face off!
Quiet road, enough room to park five cars end to end in the space available, spent 10 minutes moving back and forth, opening the passenger door to see how far they were from the pavement, getting out, walking around, looking, getting back in...
And then at the end they still left it at an angle and away from the kerb.
This foul little boy ruins convoys! My best friends and I were driving in a convoy in our big rigs. It's a great male bonding experience. We drive around on the open road and talk about our emotions over the CB radio, in the safety of our cabs. But this little twerp overtook me and sat between our convoy. Totally ruined it and for what?! Just to get to whatever debauched little heckhole he was headed to 30 seconds earlier?! He looked like a bit of a woke snowflake with an 'ironic' mullet. My wife won't let me see my kids. I need my convoy.
Oh dear and she was on her phone.