Absolutely crap driver, in the middle of the road, speeding, throwing out rubbish, squirting people with a water gun.
Almost went into us multiple times.
Oh and tell you what, when someone does try to get past, take ages to move, park up in that parking space we've already mentioned, then go straight back into the middle of the road.
And once you're done, be sure to park up and leave your engine idling for ages, so we all know you're still here.
Drives like a c*@t. Tailgating, no indication, nearly hit the back of 3 cars in the space of 2 minutes.