This dopey old woman almost forced me into the traffic island, I blew my horn to warn her, at the traffic lights a little old man jumped out, started threatening me, telling me to turn into the Lidl car park for a punch up, I am 6'2" and over 18 stone, he wasn't happy when I laughed so he tried to smash my window with his feeble little hand, what a moron. Also the car was untaxed.
Chaved up audi with shite chav plate in ridiculous type face trying to spell DR 15MAH. Racing a chav bmw reg SU 11GHA on the M42. Couple of twats, you drive road cars not race track cars you fucking losers.
Fucking hell I'm a sad, shallow, middle-aged misogynist cunt making snide comments all over the web.
Look at me, look at this heap of shite I drive with the chav plate.
FUCKING HELL I'M A SAD PATHETIC CUNT
THINK I MIGHT KILL MYSELF