This van driver decided to overtake a car without checking his mirrors, I was about to pass him as he pulled out on me, I’d say we were 1-2ft from colliding, check your mirrors ffs.
Got shafted last night outside me local by a sausage sarnee while me boyfriend dave was tossin off in a cuppa Fanta with me old man who fockin stank like blue cheese and poo while me brother sent me a dirty message which made me fanny tickle but it smells like out of date fish fingers you can bye from kwick save..... Pickled onion cwisps!!!!
great driver!