Omg i was standing in Asda waiting for my FRIEND I see this car coming so fast I didn’t know what to do so I stood still and it came straight for me and splatted me out thank god no perment marks
Chavmobile, used by brainless teens to fornicate in, in supermarket carparks. Reeks of cannabis and seats got suspicious stains from shazza blowing dazza while kazza and bazza watch.
She’s got a hooter in her like Beyoncé.