Omg i was standing in Asda waiting for my FRIEND I see this car coming so fast I didn’t know what to do so I stood still and it came straight for me and splatted me out thank god no perment marks
Chavmobile, used by brainless teens to fornicate in, in supermarket carparks. Reeks of cannabis and seats got suspicious stains from shazza blowing dazza while kazza and bazza watch.
Well where do I begin! It was a nice start to our day, we were heading down to Bournemouth with the kids in my 2009 Peugeot 206, out of nowhere we were stunned. Shocked. Flabbergasted. This hairdresser came shooting his way down the A31 towards Linford, his mahoosive winkle hanging out the window for everyone to see... including my kids! My youngest, Theodore, hasn’t stopped crying and I’ve been wet ever since the incident (yes, I’m divorced). That’s my weekend ruined! Hope you’re proud of yourself.
They ran over someone today very very scary call 999 needing helping