I remember this one time I was attempting a three-point turn in the middle of a roundabout in Slough and all these fat fucking misogynists in the other cars started beeping at me and calling me a gormless slag out their windows for holding everybody up and I got so flustered from all their abuse that me hand slipped and the gearstick of me Nissan Micra somehow got wedged up me axe wound. Good job I weren't on me period because you couldn't have paid me to clean that muck off.