Kindly find somewhere less idiotic to park your ancient chav-classic Silver VW Golf when you decide to do things with the blonde bimbo in your passenger seat. Sitting alongside Heath Road is perhaps the dumbest place to park when thinking about privacy. People can see clearly what you're doing, and this report lets you know this is the case.
It was obvious from a distance what you were both up to, music blaring and the windows steamed up, and you're lucky you didn't get reported for it - this time. I felt you'd been taught a lesson as the blonde was panicking to get her clothes on. Let this be a warning that if you're caught indecent or performing indecent acts, it's a public place, so you'll be photographed and reported to the police, as well as posted for everyone else to see.
Female driver late 50's/early 60's driving through Lemington on the wrong side of the road! Nearly hit a van head on, he swerved but she continued as if nothing was wrong!! Totally oblivious to what she was doing!
Aggressively tailgated me (right up to my bumper) because she didn't understand the concept of merge in turn or how roundabouts work.