Almost ran my pet duck over as was looking at his phone, chased him all the way to Kirby but lost him in the back ally. I did however go back and pick up the package he threw out the drivers window as I assume he thought my duck was the dibble. Unfortunately it only had 3 Oz of crack in it
I dunno if I have enough muscles yet , I reckon my arse is going to be more shredded and red than pulled pork with sweet and sour sauce by the time I'm out.
I was driving alone, so couldn’t use my phone to capture this. He came off at the gatwick junction and I saw him nearly side-swipe two cars before speeding off. One car, stupidity chased him and that’s when the rubbish was thrown at the cars.
“ A resident in the area, who wishes to be kept anonymous, told the Recorder they heard "an almighty bang" at the time of the crash.”
Wow, get that person protection or a new identity for sharing such contentious information!