Stop ordering Pizza and take away to my house, I thought itd be funny. I see its not now.
My partner is going mental, i might be getting kicked out the house
He’s back working in slaithwaite at a cafe he did a ‘handbrake turn into my carpark then started sniffing cocaine off my chopping boards then continued cooking telling us about Laura being a sex pest and working at subway (dead ting) he asked us if he could move in becuase his back is always bruised from Laura’s chinnyyyy
Caught this master chef shagging in Oldham behind my steak shop little willy and lot all windows was steamed up in the slow Vxr couldn’t here any noises either just saw his moustache tickling the slit between her legs
This fucking lizard botherer needs doing something to he always talks about how husband lizard licks his baby willy
His birds has gammon flaps and a iron head
Cars bare slow and I beat it in my 1leeter ecoboost coke head fat head
Stop ordering Pizza and take away to my house, I thought itd be funny. I see its not now.
My partner is going mental, i might be getting kicked out the house